I knew a blonde that was so stupid that: 

-She called me to get my phone number.
-She thought General Motors was in the army.
-She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
-She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
-She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
-She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
-She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
-She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
-She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
-She had a shirt that said "TGIF", which she thought stood for "Tits Go In Front" .
-Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".
-She tried to put M&m's in alphabetical order.
-She sat on the Tv and watched the couch.
-She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
-She tried to drown a fish.
-She thought she needed a token to get on the "Soul Train".
-She thought a quarterback was a refund.
-She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. 
-If you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change back.
-They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
-She tripped over a cordless phone.
-She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
-At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here" she put Capricorn.
-She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
-She studied for a blood test. 
-She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

-She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. 
-When she saw the "NC-17" at the theater she went home and got 16 friends.
-When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved.
-When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice.
-When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
-She gave a $12,000 down payment on a $10,000 used car.



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