1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now
     that you've come into my life...

     (Inside card)- I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...

     (Inside card)- I never believed in hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
    
(Inside card)- That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
   
(Inside card)- Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...

    (Inside card)- Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....

     (Inside card)- Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...

   (Inside card)- Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time...
  
  (Inside card)- What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you...
   
(Inside card)- It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
      (Inside card)- Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...

(Inside card)- I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...      

(Inside card)- So we're having you put to sleep.


13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
      (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...

     (Inside card)- What was I thinking?


15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...

       (Inside card)- Too bad no one likes your husband.




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