Dan Schneider Fan Page
"Dan, I'm going to make you a web page of things you've said."
"I better start saying things."
Dan Schneider is a big fan of palm trees, Rastafarianism, construction equipment, and at the moment, the band Tiger Army. He's working on perfecting his Joey Ramone stance. His other projects have included interviewing Milwaukee's various bums and local weirdos. The most notable in this series is an interview with Dick Bacon, former Mr. Nude America, famous for taning on Bradford Beach in his reflection dome. Dick passed away last August, but his legacy lives on.
"I woke up this morning feeling kind of like Thoreau. Only my alarm clock woke me up, not my genius.""Brad, girls are the ones with long hair, right?"
Here's Dan and Me impersonating our pumpkins Halloween 1999
