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.......aa li*st of my favo$%urite quotes i heard rRecently.:

.......................1999........................

me: "I'd rather Henry turned up."

nick: "I'd rather no one turned up."

ian: "I'd rather the alien from the Alien films turned up!"

- us contemplating steve's potential arrival to the physics night out

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 ljames: "Make me."

- under his breath, after being asked to "compare this to documented values in the lab"

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general zod: "Why do say these things? When you know I will kill you for it."

- superman 2

.......................2000........................

jade walks into tommi's room, drunk: "There's someone asleep in Tommi's bed."

- it was tommi

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nick: "Honestly, Jade -we're not normally like this."

Jade: "If you're not I wont bother coming out with you lot again."

- after a small fight (involving nick & ljames at the bowling alley

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my mum: "...apparently, they've found some Velociraptor eggs in Antarctica and the scientists thought there was still a heart beat! They were found frozen in the ice."

me: "That's ridiculous!!"

my mum: "I don't see why they'd just make it up."

-my mum talking about a story that she'd read, written by a 'dr. a foolz' in the april 1st edition of the 'Funday Times'

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the woman: "And later on, we'll be hearing from our very own comedian, John."

The bloke: "Or 'Me' as I like to call myself."

- on the 11 o'clock show

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tom: "Right. *Sigh* lets go and see what their doing on my inflatable chair."

- about travolta mark and ally-newton-john

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ljames: "Why can't my brain think about anything but beer!?!?!"

-during a general-physics meeting

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tommi: "In Quantum Mechanics, all you need to remember is that an operator operating on an eigenfunction equals its eigenvalue multiplied by the eigenfunction."

me: "Well, what does that mean?"

tommi: "Who cares?!"

-tommi explainins how QM is easy

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me: "Ughh, what's this crap?"

tom: "They're your toe nail clippings aren't they?"

me: "What!?!? They look like popadoms!!"

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tom: "Goodbye my old friend."

-in the redfurn about to down the last of his pint.

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me; 5 mins after starting work: "Well, we've done more work than we'd done befor we'd started. Let's give up!"

nick: "Hmm... I like your style!"

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tom: "I think I'll do some work tonight."

me: *raises eyebrow*

tom: "Alright, you twisted my arm."

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"It's about as skilful at tennis as Greg Rusedski would be if you sliced both his legs off, made him eat them, sat him the wrong way on the court and gave him a ping pong bat to compete with. And then poked both his eyes out with a stick."

-pc format review of a rubbish tennis game

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jade: "Imagine if you were Mr Fourier, the guy who invented all this. You'd cane through these questions."

- jade states the obvious during a 'Fourier Transforms' workshop

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bloke: "So, what's wrong with it then?"

ljames: "Well; it's rubbish!"

- ljames takes a cd back to our price

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tom: "It must have gone straight to her tits."

- joe gets drunk and flashes

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me: "Imagine if Police-Camera-Action got our catalogue of errors on video. For a start you were on Nick's mobile."

Ljames: "Yes. But to be fair, I wasn't driving."

- I take the wheel of ljames' car for a while

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ian: "I'd love to jump out the window right now! It would be so easy. -Hoorah! I'd break both my legs!"

ian: "-and then I thought, yes! -I must find my beard photos!"

- the morning after ian canes the pro plus all night to finish his essay

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tom: "throwing up is better than sex!"

- tom feels better after chucking

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me: "I felt like I was Keanu Reeves in the Matrix."

- on playing badminton against tom

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tom: "I've been to Manchester twice. And both times seen riot police."

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on 1st jan 2000 approx. 00h:00m:01s

ellie: "So this is the dawning of the new millennium, the end of a thousand years of civilisation is it?"

ljames: "Yeees... but quite seriously, where is the remote?"

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barry davies: "Arsenal played well in a scruffy game, Tony Adams leading by example."

- MOTD

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me: "That's the bit I enjoyed most. There's nothing quite like jumping like a maniac into a giant space-baby's head, and smacking it's brain with a crowbar."

- post to half-life newsgroup

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sjames: "I just saw Nick and Matt going to bowling, if you hurry you can catch them."

ljames: "You just saw Nick and Matt?!"

sjames: "Yeah, just now."

me: "Where was 'Matt' going did you say?!"

sjames: "To bowling."

- sjames bumps into ljames, clare and me- matt

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sjames: "What, in the morning?!"

- after gavin told him the meal was at eight

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lisa: "He seems quite intelligent until he says something."

- about stupid james

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while playing 5-aside football

me: "You look nackered!"

tom: "I've just run from the goal."

Me: *raises eyebrow*

tom: "Well ok, it was more of a light jog."

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jade: "Hey. I cant get the lid off my pen..."

- about to write 'problem solving' as one of his skills in the cv workshop

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steve: "So, why exactly do you call him stupid James? I admit he does seem a bit stupid."

- steve answers his own question

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me: "Ah, pumping bullets into a lifeless corpse. That's the life for me."

- while playing unreal tourney

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nick: "I'll have to make sure I drive as if I'm in a driving test."

- seconds before reversing into the car behind

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tim: "Sod the fork!"

- about to scoff a kebab in 'grand kebab'

........................2001.......................

bloke ally: "You look like the cat who got the cream then tied the cow down for seconds."

-about me pulling kirstyB

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