| Series 6 Episode Guide Show 1 Vids reviewed: Golden balls The 13th sign Hellish love Small time obsession Frequency Tiff Needel's burning rubber Nige and Stef have received a letter from a Native American called big Chief Milky Bollock, who says that there shop, is built on the graves of his tribal elders. When he arrives he trashes up the shop. And midnight Nige and Stef take the form of the elders…kind of like the village people. Show 2 Vids reviewed: Hell's angels on wheels Kentucky fried movie Day of the dead Dogma Blood simple With The shop now gone after the Indian incident, Nige and Stef decide that the only thing to do when your career is on the skids is charity work. That fails so they get a job on a Scandinavian cooking show but they get fired and end up on the street the poor loves. In the end Stef resorts to selling Niges arse on the street. Show 3 Vids reviewed Trick Angel heart Black belt Jones 2 The last contract Complicity Nige and Stef now have a new shop (from the money they nicked from Nige’s “client” last show) so they start to advertise. They spoof The Last Contract by trying to kill each other, which results in Nige getting a nasty injury to the head. Show 4 Vids reviewed: Himalaya The firm Southern comfort E2K The Endless summer Love and sex The alcove A baby is left on the doorstep of the shop. They name him Anus (Half Andy and half Lingus) and spike his milk so he grows faster. We see him through his teenage angst years, but in the end he leaves with his wife Bill, and goes into the used dog rental business (“Lets rent those ‘kin dogs out!”) Show 5 Vids reviewed: King Kong Play it to the bone Eskimo Nell Armour of god One deadly summer A room for Romeo Brass Nige eating habits become a problem so Stef puts him on a diet, which consists of a lettuce leaf and a sugar puff. Stef even gets him to drink his own bright yellow vitamin b6 piss to lose weight. But all is well in the end when Nige gets on the scales and they read “Not A Fat Bastard” Show 6 Vids reviewed: Boiler room Miranda Nosferatu La haine Hana bi Ultimate scooter Coaster crazy It’s time for Niges driving test and he doesn’t get on too well with his teacher (“You touch that dash and you go through the fuckin windscreen!”) Show 7 (Serial killer special) Vids reviewed: Chopper Cherry falls Man bites dog The serial killers The cell The guys get a letter from Nige’s mother and go of to visit her in this serial killer special. When they get there Niges mothers house is huge. Niges mother chases Stef about supposedly trying to kill him but in the end it turns out to be Nige dressed up as his mother “Psycho” stylee. Show 8 Vids reviewed: Three kings The limey Fist power The twilight zone vols 13 &14 Love, honour and obey Death row records uncut - too gangster for TV Nige and Stef decide to clean their act up which means no swearing. So they don the jumpers and get the swear jar out. Everything goes well until they decide to get a live studio audience in the shop, then OAP’s get a tad mad and make a right old mess of the shop. Show 9 Vids reviewed: Dancer in the dark The bike experience Maxpower: Hardcore tarmac terrorists What’s up Tiger Lily? Better oral sex techniques Advanced sexual techniques Road trip Siberia Lingus is back! And his first wish? “Were are those bits girls and there massively dis-proportioned…. Heads?”. He makes a right tit o things as well, like making Nige lose his voice. Eventually they tie him up, stick him in the back of the car and drive him out to the countryside and set him free. And he is warned never to come back again. Show10 Vids reviewed: Chuck and Buck Legend of a fighter Boys from the black stuff Sex court Hollow man Digital devil Cockpit While doing some “kung fu style” type manoeuvres, Nige falls down the stairs and breaks his leg. And has it cured by the lord almighty after he and Stef promise never to watch any more shite films ever again…But they had their fingers crossed. Show 11 Vids reviewed: Purely belter Ring Sid and Nancy Sex and the emperor Black and white Water drops on burning rocks Nige and Stef hire Rudyard K. Arsepipenubbinfucker, A skateboarder type to work in the job; he sucks Niges farts out of his arse and is ridiculed at every opportunity. Tunock, the welsh eminem, makes an appearance and we see what Tom Jones would be like if he wasn’t the star he is today. Show 12: Vids reviewed: Oh brother where art thou Julian donkey boy Romeo must die Venus in furs Scherezade Snatch Ratcatcher The guys go on a mad bender along with Satan the lucky wanksock and get right rat arsed. And the unthinkable happens, Nige sells out to a new show called Video Magic. Stef goes out looking for him in Hitler (The Vids car) and accidentally hits Nige. Nige passes out and Stef tries franticly to revive him. Just as we think its too late Nige opens his eyes and says “Got any rich tea I could dunk the fuck outta one of them?” Broadcast From January to April 2001 |
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