Series 5 Episode guide

Vids  - Back From The Dead

A one off comedy drama special with Nige and Stef trying to get into heaven by completing gods task, a camp St Peter and Death himself are making sure they do it properly. But when Nige and Stef break the rules slightly they end up in god’s court. A really cracking show just going to show Nige and Stefs comedic talent.

Show 1
Animation special
                         Meet the feebles
                         Viz. - Sid the sexist
                         Viz. - the fat slag’s
                         Adventure duo
                         Return of the overfiend
                         Faust
                         Conspirators of pleasure
                         Rei rei / the gigolo
After making it back to earth the guys are happy and Stef is especially happy cause he has his beloved dog Tampy back but not for long as Tampy is hit by a van and they rush her to hospital.

Show 2
                         Sex: the Annabel Chong story
                         Being john malkovich
                         Phantasm 1-3
                         Last hurrah for chivalry
                         In too deep
                         Deathrace 2000
Nige and Stef finds their new shop and they also discuss how all female porn stars go “ahuh-huh” in the movies.

Show 3
                         The filth and the fury
                         The Sweeney  - bank raids
                         The Sweeney  - car chases
                         Matturi - kickbox fitness
                         The realm of the senses (Ai no corrida)
                         The league of gentlemen  - the entire first series
                         Jesus Christ superstar
This show is full of great parodies, they guys do there own take on the sweeny, the league of gentlemen, and punk rock in general. The highlight being Nige’s way of remember show tunes, turn them into words (“lick and suck my cock and balls” – Eastenders) And he takes pleasure in beating a card cut-out of Jamie Theakston stuck on a punch bag.

Show 4
                         Ghost dog - way of the samurai
                         Matador
                         Here come the Belgians - the very best of It's a Knockout
                         American psycho
                         The straight story
                         Zipang
A busker outside of the shop begins getting on Nige and Stefs tits, eventually getting tortured and his guitar stuck up his puckered anus. The pizza shop has been blown up by M-people so Nige and Stef resort to eating a pigeon.

Show 5
                         East is east
                         Of freaks and men
                         Seth: the hard way
                         Once upon a time in china and America
                         Hitman
                         Million dollar hotel
Nige and Stef stay in a hotel and do the old steal the towels and that and Nige beats up Stefs bodyguard.

Show 6
                         Hurly burly
                         Deep blue sea
                         Donald Cammel's Wild Side
                         Hide and seek
                         Sid waddle's wacky world of darts
                         Vampire's night orgy
When saying that all lesbians in the movies wear suits, dark glasses and have bleach blonde hair, Nige checks himself over and says, “I'm not some kind of male lesbian”.


Show 7
                         Magnolia
                         Final destination
                         Eating Raoul
                         The story of O
                         Something Smells Funny - The Tom Green Show
                         Kult kids all time favourites
Nige and Stef don the jumpers and beards for Kult Kids. Nige spaz’s at a shopping mall. And they kill a granny for their granny pie. Plus some funny as fuck out-takes at the end.


Show 8
                         Any given Sunday
                         Beau travail
                         Man on the moon
                         Latex
                         Beyond the mat
                         Night of the living dead
Nige and Stef take on a Christian tag team in a wrestling match. Nige tells us that he’d be happier with four meters of tubing and a bottle of sunny delight. And the Christians return as zombie hell bent on eating Nige and Stef. Nige also tries his hand at stand up comedy.

Show 9
                         The girl on the bridge
                         Mystery men
                         Guesthouse paradiso
                         Arctic challenge
                         Debbie does Dallas
                         Walkabout
Nige and Stef make the shop into a guesthouse. Nige turns into a superhero (bright yellow vitamin b6 piss boy) They’ve also put some deliberate mistakes in the show for the film lit sophisti sluts.

Show 10
                         The big boss
                         Breathless (a bout de soufflé)
                         Gangster number 1
                         Free enterprise
                         Galaxy quest
                         Body weapon
Nige and Stef do a book signing, Nige eats his own tunky and dresses like a gangster but with the added appeal of a box of shit instead of cigars.

Show 11
                         Rambo - first blood
                         Election
                         Shaolin - wheel of life
                         Battle of the Planets
                         Gladiator
                         Head on
Nige and Stef go out into the woods to review First blood were Stef acidently shoots Nige. They give a speech in the town centre to help their political career (“These politicians are a bunch o’ wankers”)

Show 12
                         Reservoir dogs
                         Jesus' son
                         Monkey
                         Vampyros Lesbos
                         Freaks
                         Hard boiled
Nige plays in the jazz, fusion, punk trio known as Farticle, Stef dons the Jesus out fit and cross combo again. But in the end Nige gets pissed off with the shop and he and Stef decides to burn to the ‘kin ground.
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