| Series 4 Episode Guide Show 1 Dark star Baby cart at the river Styx Crumb Lovers guide to secrets Le diner du cons Rogue trader Nige and Stef have a wee bit of fencing; Nige gets a melon stuck on his hand while demonstrating his sexual techniques. Show 2 The mummy Metal angel Marie The opposite of sex Kolobus Basket case Learn to lapdance Stef bandages Nige up to look like a mummy (“who’s the mummy nooww?”) And Stef also operates on Nige as he has a huge spot growing on his stomach….what could it be?? Show 3 Rushmore Your friends and neighbours Art of high impact kicking The voyeur PO box Tinto Brass Late August, early September Very bad things Stef gets a call from the flat’s landlord and tells them that he’s going to sell the flat. Nige sets up traps for people coming to view it….will they lose their beloved flat? Show 4 Bulworth A simple plan Amerikan perfect Bizarre sex Sweet angel mine You can be more psychic Living beyond 100 We discover in this show that Nige and Stef have a gimp hidden under the floorboards. And seeing as though it’s Valentines Day they each give em a card…aw. Show 5 Pleasentville Body art The devil in Miss Jones Cookie's fortune All about my mother SFA 2 Rocks stumps and pain While Nige was rooting around looking for Stefs lucky wank sock he finds a map; they follow the map and find a key which could maybe unlock the cuboard. It turns out that their doppelgangers live in there and end up swapping places with them. Show 6 Swimming with sharks King cobra SAS survival guide Beautiful people Go The encyclopaedia of sex Show 7 Affliction Cinema of transgression Paperback hero Robotrix Final cut The last yellow Nige and Stef go out on the town and Stef scores (I think she’s Swedish) Nige becomes jealous when Stef doesn’t seem interested in “video films” anymore. Nige takes a page from Final Cuts book and sets up a camera in the bog. Eventually on Stefs wedding day Nige has to race to the church to stop it. Show 8 The astronaut's wife Beast cops A la place du Coeur Erotic ghost story With or without you Pyjama girl case Presenters of French video review show Le vidson’ make appearances. Nige finds a stray dog and names it Boner and takes it for a nice walk in the park. Show 9 You're dead Hang the DJ Yotoden 2 Fanny hill A Clockwork orange Re-animator Nige and Stef attempt to break into a bank but break into the wrong one if you know what I mean (“mmm tastes like chicken”) They also get dressed up clockwork orange droogs style. Show 10 South park - bigger longer and uncut Granny Buena Vista social club Romance Arlington road Orgazmo The flat is a mess so they decide to abandon city life and head off to the country side to visit Lingus, which turns out to be a bad idea as Lingus is bent on performing some kind of sex act with Nige and Stef. Show 11 Pushing tin Killing of a Chinese bookie Taxi Sacred flesh Slam The bride with white hair 1&2 Nige explains that sacred flesh is a “four wank” film and some “hilarious bloopers” run over the end credits. Show 12 Bowfinger Mifune John Carpenter's vampires Deep throat Run Lola run The blade Brett o Neil McClumperty opens this show telling us that we may have heard about the killing of Stef and Nige. As the show progresses Stef is Getting more and more annoyed with Nige and ends up cutting his head off, Stef is so distraught that he kills himself. Nige and Stef are escorted away by death but promise that they’ll be back. |
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