Series 3 Episode Guide

Episode 1
Vids reviewed: Kids
                           Lorna
                           Eve and the handyman
                           The immoral Mr Teas
                           Bedrooms and hallways
                           Neil Down sex therapist
                           Perfect blue
                           Doberman
With this being the first of a new series we see a quick recap of the old shop from series 1+2 exploding. Nige ends up in heaven where a four-way arse god tells him that he likes Vids and they must keep watching videos. The end sketch is Stef and Nige’s attempt at washing the dishes…they put them in the washing machine.                  

Episode 2
Vids Reviewed: Festen
                            Mavericks
                            The secret life of Jeffery Dahmer
                            Naked killer
                            Sex and Zen 3
                            Tenabrae
Stef gives Nige his monthly bath, scrubbing him down with a mop. “Go on get stuck in hahahaha,” says Nige.

Episode 3
Vids reviewed: Existenz
                           The storyteller
                           The faculty
                           Underground
Stef and Nige make tea. Consisting of, a bag of flour, some Doritos, a pot of tea. Follow Le chef Nige’s cooking instructions, “Gas mark 11, leave it three quarters of an hour go off have a wank or something, come back, perfect”. Although it does look like something was edited out right before Nige says “wank”…hmmm.

Episode 4
Vids reviewed: The Idiots
                           Schitzopolis
                           Boxing clever
                           The Mike Tyson story
                           The washing machine
                           Dead of night
                           Children shouldn’t play with dead things
                           Blast from the past
Stef and Nige must clean their rancid toilet. Stef breaks Nige’s arm and they get on with it. I’m damn sure that real shit was used for this as I think you can here the camera operator gagging and coughing.

Episode 5 (Halloween horror special)
Vids reviewed: Zombie flesh eaters
                           Bride of chucky
                           How to enjoy camping
                           Backpacking made easy
                           Finding your way in the wild
                           The Texas chain-saw massacre
                           Beg
                           The Blair witch project
Nige and Stef go camping and follow their own rules of the two D’s, Drink and drugs. In the end the trees become to tempting and they start tree hugging, well in Nige’s own words “Let’s give em one Steffy boy…”

Episode 6
Vids reviewed: Sword of vengence
                           Heart
                           Gary Larsons tales from the far side
                           A woman called Abe Sada
                           Lock stock and two barrels of lager
                           UFO: Close encounters of the real kind
                           UFO Encounter
                           UFO Top secret
Nige is abducted by “a bunch of crap” aliens and probed. Nige and Stef also try their hand and keeping fit, touching the toes and anal winking.

Episode 7
Vids reviewed: Belly
                           Path of the dragon
                           Happiness
                           The girl slaves of Morgana Le Fey
                           Plunkett and Maclean
                           The Corrupter
Nige is given a tattoo by Stef, Nige wants VIDS in big bold letters on his back but Stef ends up tattooing DIVS on him instead.

Episode 8
Vids reviewed: Murder in a blue world
                           A star is porn
                           Apt pupil
                           Vinnie Jones’ great balls of fire
                           Johnny Vaughan’s all the rage
                           Frankie Dettori rides again
                           It’s not big and it’s not clever
                           Best laid plans
Stef declares that the flat is in a state, so him and Nige clean it up as only they can, by making it worse than it already was. “Tidy house, tidy arse” As Nige said.

Episode 9
Vids reviewed: The Matrix
                           Manumission the movie
                           Another day in paradise
                           The guide to G spots and multiple orgasms
                           The six million dollar man
                           The bionic woman
                           Human traffic
                           Jeremy Clarksons Head to head
Nige tells us that the car is the modern Black Death. And the guys pay tribute to police squad by doing the freeze frame sketch over the end credits.

Episode 10
Vids reviewed: Brown’s requiem
                           Sitcom
                           Tattoo
                           Love rites
                           Dawn of the dead
                           Virus
Nige’s demented half brother Lingus comes to visit, and basically just annoys Nige for the whole of his stay, like brining up past child nicknames, Block-pants. Eventually Lingus is killed by Nige with a hammer who then returns as a zombie. They send him home in a taxi and he starts to talk about Wendy Craig’s “Rat-like” face.

Episode 11
Vids reviewed: In dreams
                           Karate rule breakers
                           Darkman
                           Watcher in the attic
                           Tremors
                           Avalanche
It’s almost Christmas time (“The season of dead turkeys and de-forested fur trees”) so the guys go out to the woods and chop down a tree and decorate it with videotape and anything else they can find.

Episode 12
Vids reviewed: Last night
                           1999
                           Snow oddessy
                           North Park
                           Darkness falls
                           Truck Turner
                           The snake strikes back
                           Eagle Vs Silver fox
                           It’s a wonderful life
Stef doesn’t like Nige anymore, so Nige leaves and is going to chuck himself of a bridge but is visited by a four way arse angel who shows him what it would be like if he’d never born; Stef is a Kevin Cosnter fan and the flat is deserted. Nige returns and he and Stef have a unisex disco party.

Broadcast from September to December 1999.
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