Series 2 Episode guide Show 1 Vids reviewed: Zero effect Starsky and hutch The Simpsons too hot for TV The swinging cheerleaders Fritz the cat Heavy traffic “I’ve got a bright idea for that BASTARD” Says Nige as they spot a car that’s been parked outside for 10 minutes so that means it must be stolen and abandoned. So they paint it to look like the Starsky and Hutch car. Of course it wasn’t stolen, so Nige and Stef end up in court and then prison, Stef gets the worst end of it though. Show 2 (“Pepsi max twats!”) Vids reviewed: Atolladero Out on a limb Mr nice guy Fountain of youth Mature couples guide to love and intimacy Radical extremes in the sky Radical extremes on water Radical extremes on snow Nige animates turds on cardboard cut out of Noel Gallaghers face and also goes down a water shoot on the inflatable orange couch fully clothed. Also, winking the anus is discovered. Nige signs his soul away to Satan who in return teaches him the lost chord. Show 3 Vids reviewed: Baby mother Hardboiled 2 - the last blood Extreme catfighting Evil dead 2 Gamera Streetfighter II V Jayrod returns in giant form. And Nige chases Stef around brandishing a fuckin’ chain saw. There's also some funny out-takes at the end. Show 4 Vids reviewed: Mental motorsport mayhem Razorblade smile Progeny Project A East Side story 24:7 The guys have some granny racing and Eileen daily from Razorblade smile turns up, and for a lack of a better term, makes Nige and Stef her bitches (“I’ve been a naughty girl and I deserve spankin’ hmm” – Nige) . Also, watch out for Aleks from Bits while Nige is reviewing East Side Story. Show 5 Vids reviewed: Killer tongue 60 million dollar man South park series 2 Fist of the North Star Noose Nude aquacise Boot camp workout Art of naked yoga Nige grows a “killer cock”. Tells customers to get down and give him twenty “No 20 quid I mean ya bastards!” Show 6 Vids reviewed: Man's guide to stronger erections Have you lived before? The real blonde Eraserhead Wheels on meals Character Buffalo 66 Show 7 Vids reviewed: How to strip for your lover I want you Pitbull's punch-ups In the grip of evil Gummo The exorcist Note: The first half of this show is in black and white. Nige lays down some rat poison for cats. And Stef tells us that “how to strip for your lover” should have been called “crap striping”. Show 8 Vids reviewed: Making love the French way El topo The holy mountain Coonskin Absolute fighting Stuff Stephanie in the incinerator Fear and loathing in Las Vegas The guys have coated the floor with sand, for a sunnier climate to get away from shitty British weather, and Nige tells us that he wouldn’t want Chris Tarrant standing over him with a “full on bloater”. Aleks pops up again as a French bird that tries it on with Stef. Show 9 Vids reviewed: Bad taste Twin town Hated Pantyhose hero Bubblegum crisis 1 Bubblegum crisis 2 Stella does tricks Show 10 Vids reviewed: Deranged James Ellroy - demon dog of American fiction Hoodlum Gunsmith cats Lee-thal weapon The art of nude massage Nige gets trapped in the TV while reviewing Gunsmith cats, and digs up a dead body and saws it up squirting the blood all over Steffy boy. Show 11 Vids reviewed: Cube Fit to bust Driller killer My name is Joe Finders keepers Nowhere Project A II Nige and Stef have a wee game of football, Nige drills Nige’s teeth (No that’s not a typo) And Nige complains that the cotton male y-front also has its problems, never mind the Bra. Show 12 Vids reviewed: Project S Dream life of angels Ringmaster Perdita Durango Vigilante How to seduce your lover forever A man called A. Ness (anus…anus get it) and demands that the guys hand over all obscene videos. In the end the guy resorts at trying to kill Nige and Stef buy plating bombs around the shop and that. Eventually the shop is blown up….are Nige and Stef dead? If anyone can help me fill in the episodes I don’t have contact me and we’ll sort something out. |
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