Series 2 Episode guide

Show 1
Vids reviewed:
                     
                         Zero effect
                         Starsky and hutch
                         The Simpsons too hot for TV
                         The swinging cheerleaders
                         Fritz the cat
                         Heavy traffic
“I’ve got a bright idea for that BASTARD” Says Nige as they spot a car that’s been parked outside for 10 minutes so that means it must be stolen and abandoned. So they paint it to look like the Starsky and Hutch car. Of course it wasn’t stolen, so Nige and Stef end up in court and then prison, Stef gets the worst end of it though.

Show 2 (
“Pepsi max twats!”)
Vids reviewed:

                         Atolladero
                         Out on a limb
                         Mr nice guy
                         Fountain of youth
                         Mature couples guide to love and intimacy
                         Radical extremes in the sky
                         Radical extremes on water
                         Radical extremes on snow
Nige animates turds on cardboard cut out of Noel Gallaghers face and also goes down a water shoot on the inflatable orange couch fully clothed.  Also, winking the anus is discovered.  Nige signs his soul away to Satan who in return teaches him the lost chord.

Show 3
Vids reviewed:

                         Baby mother
                         Hardboiled 2 - the last blood
                         Extreme catfighting
                         Evil dead 2
                         Gamera
                         Streetfighter II V
Jayrod returns in giant form. And Nige chases Stef around brandishing a fuckin’ chain saw. There's also some funny out-takes at the end.

Show 4
Vids reviewed:
                        
                         Mental motorsport mayhem
                         Razorblade smile
                         Progeny
                         Project A
                         East Side story
                         24:7
The guys have some granny racing and Eileen daily from Razorblade smile turns up, and for a lack of a better term, makes Nige and Stef her bitches (
“I’ve been a naughty girl and I deserve spankin’ hmm” – Nige) . Also, watch out for Aleks from Bits while Nige is reviewing East Side Story.

Show 5
Vids reviewed:
               
                         Killer tongue
                         60 million dollar man
                         South park series 2
                         Fist of the North Star
                         Noose
                         Nude aquacise
                         Boot camp workout
                         Art of naked yoga
Nige grows a “killer cock”. Tells customers to get down and give him twenty “No 20 quid I mean ya bastards!”

Show 6
Vids reviewed:
          
                         Man's guide to stronger erections
                         Have you lived before?
                         The real blonde
                         Eraserhead
                         Wheels on meals
                         Character
                         Buffalo 66

Show 7
Vids reviewed:

                         How to strip for your lover
                         I want you
                         Pitbull's punch-ups
                         In the grip of evil
                         Gummo
                         The exorcist
Note: The first half of this show is in black and white. Nige lays down some rat poison for cats. And Stef tells us that “how to strip for your lover” should have been called “crap striping”.

Show 8
Vids reviewed:

                         Making love the French way
                         El topo
                         The holy mountain
                         Coonskin
                         Absolute fighting
                         Stuff Stephanie in the incinerator
                         Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
The guys have coated the floor with sand, for a sunnier climate to get away from shitty British weather, and Nige tells us that he wouldn’t want Chris Tarrant standing over him with a “full on bloater”. Aleks pops up again as a French bird that tries it on with Stef.

Show 9
Vids reviewed:

                         Bad taste
                         Twin town
                         Hated
                         Pantyhose hero
                         Bubblegum crisis 1
                         Bubblegum crisis 2
                         Stella does tricks

Show 10
Vids reviewed:

                         Deranged
                         James Ellroy - demon dog of American fiction
                         Hoodlum
                         Gunsmith cats
                         Lee-thal weapon
                         The art of nude massage
Nige gets trapped in the TV while reviewing Gunsmith cats, and digs up a dead body and saws it up squirting the blood all over Steffy boy.

Show 11
Vids reviewed:

                         Cube
                         Fit to bust
                         Driller killer
                         My name is Joe
                         Finders keepers
                         Nowhere
                         Project A II
Nige and Stef have a wee game of football, Nige drills Nige’s teeth (No that’s not a typo) And Nige complains that the cotton male y-front also has its problems, never mind the Bra.

Show 12
Vids reviewed:

                         Project S
                         Dream life of angels
                         Ringmaster
                         Perdita Durango
                         Vigilante
                         How to seduce your lover forever
A man called A. Ness (anus…anus get it) and demands that the guys hand over all obscene videos. In the end the guy resorts at trying to kill Nige and Stef buy plating bombs around the shop and that. Eventually the shop is blown up….are Nige and Stef dead?

If anyone can help me fill in the episodes I don’t have contact me and we’ll sort something out.
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