wicked fuscia - who's a dumbass?

who's a dumbass?

* let's meet the ever inventing, & greedy, lioness. if you’ve got it, trust me, she wants it more than you do! always ready to help a friend with life’s little chores, be sure to be she’s got something on the balance scale for you to surrender. it’s standard procedure to give her all of your pity. she’s always broke because she had to spend all her money on her bad habits. she never forgets to beef up a good story, that night with 5 blowjob shots and rock stars, it was better than reality. or was it, the night with 2 pills, 6 beers, and playing lesbian. the story never stays the same, because the story wasn’t an actual event. apparently some nights were so good, not to mention the events were so decorated, i've had more fun than a nimpho maniac on a porn all-star flick. of course, she can’t ever recall her own tales. perhaps, she can’t keep up with all of her lies. i seem to recall them all just fine. call her on it, you won’t get shit from this compulsive psycho bunny, if you think so, you’re sadly mistaken. quit wasting time with this unethical chic and move on to real people!

* it’s a tough decision but i think we will go with his more obvious characteristics. he’s a lively chap, always chaos in the company of this confused but conscience guy. he’ll suck the sanity right out of you. need a place to crash, hell, want to move in? got plenty of room at his place not to mention his mommy pays all of his bills. you don’t have to pay a dime! maybe you can swing with him every now and then, just leave your dirty clothes in the floor and take his pity. or at least that’s what you’ll take it to be. you’ll never know how he really feels. he can't figure out which person he wants to be. he was born without balls and wouldn’t even know where to start growing them. sound like a great guy, or what? let’s get lit up on powder and boos with this depressing cat, he’s a great way to pass the night, and a great person to pass on by. your paths won’t be on the same level for long unless you leave him for dead on your road ahead.

* meet buzzwhore, on one of her normal nights out. as a proper introduction, buzzwhore gets her name from pure facts. she’s all about the pills, the liquor and the shameless sex that often rules this vixen’s evening. give her free lovin’, no, she’ll give you a free sexually transmitted disease! just keep the drinks a rollin’ and she’ll dance for you all night. if you can keep her eye on you, you’ve got it made with this tri-sexual, she’ll try anything once. don’t forget she’ll be sure to grope and molest your best friends and worst enemies. the night is forever young. this leech has no fangs and she’ll appreciate all you have worked for.

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