road rage
yes, we're all guilty of this. some more than most, and you know who you are. rule number one, you've got granny or grandpa in front of you. no, they can't see over the steering wheel. yes, they are going slow, aren't they? well all the more reason not to freak them out by riding their ass or making them nervous! watch the old folks make some stupid moves trying to get out of your fucking way.
rule number two, don't ride ass. or you'll be eating ass one day. and those accidents always put you at fault.
rule number three, keep your cool. yes, someone's riding your ass. ah, go the speed limit. let them bitch.
rule number four, watch out for those cars with "Jesus" stickered on them. they can be the wildest cars on the road. they have faith God will see them through the everyday adventure of driving and aren't worried about you on the road with them.
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