Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men

They're always there on the front porch waiting for you.

No matter what mood you're in, they always greet you with a big smile!

Every year, a whole new crop to choose from.

One makes better pie.

If you don't like his look, you can just carve him a new face!

If he starts smelling up the place, you can always just toss him in the street.

Squash is a source of beta-carotene. That's good for you!

You know a pumpkin has an empty, mush-filled head from the get-go.

A pumpkin's turned on only when you want him to be!


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