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If you don't know who I am by now, you're an idiot! I'm Kefka, the greatest madman that ever lived! I managed to dispose of Emperor Gestahl, and take over the world! ~Uweeheehee! And I control the Statues! Yay for the Statues! If it only weren't for those meddling jerks, I would still have control. But they won the battle, and I was banished to this place. Roger keeps me locked up here, though I've still got plenty of toys to play with. You can see them below. Uweeheehee! Is my laughter getting annoying yet? But I can do it all! I've got powerful attacks, plenty of different physical forms, and I even kill my own men. And it's all because when you're evil, you don't care! It's so much harder for the good guys to win, because they're limited by their morals. I hate them! I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate them! Hurumph! Well, I'd better go. Enjoy! Uweeheehee!!! |