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Welcome everyone, to the Post-War-of-the-Magi-after-the-reign-of-Kefka-Complete-Extravaganza-of-the-glory-that-is Final Fantasy III page! |
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Geez, Edgar! Aren't you being kind of long-winded? |
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I can't help it! I'm a king! I'm supposed to be very specific, or else I could be impeached! |
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Geez, Bro! They can't impeach you! Royalty is in for life. Even I know that! |
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That's true, and Sabin's not the brightest crayon in the box, so... |
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Hey! |
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Sorry. Anyway, I'm Terra, and I will be guiding you through this world of The War of the Magi. Roger created this page for us to tell our story and help any lost souls controlled by Kefka. |
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Ahem. *cough cough* Yes, and I helped! |
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Right... and I'm completely human! After all, it's not "Shake 'N' Bake." Tee hee. Anyway, pick a character below to go to a specific part of the site. And KABOOM! You're there! |
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Just a second! You guys forgot to mention that Final Fantasy III is actually Final Fantasy VI in Japan! You could confuse everyone! |
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Good point, Locke. You didn't "steal" that warning, did you? |
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Grrrrr! *Grumble grumble* I HUNTED it, okay? |
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You crazy young'uns! You've also got to tell them to visit our sponsor, otherwise we'll never be able to eat! |
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Calm down, old man! You know I do my best to tolerate you, but it's the freaking 21st century, Grandpa! We're on the "Internet." We don't need anything to survive! |
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She does make a good point, Strago. But we DO need visitors to sign our guestbook, or else the Roger will probably get very discouraged and give up on this page. But Relm is right, old timer. You need to learn something about modern technology. |
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Technology?!?! What hath this "internet" wrought on us? AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! |
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Oh, no! Don't you start, Cyan! See what the rest of you did? |
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You want me to beat him up, bro? |
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You want me to beat him up, bro? |
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Stop that! If I catch you mocking me one more time... |
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Stop that! If I catch you mocking me one more time... |
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Okay you two, enough! Nobody's going to be beating anyone around here. Roger made this a non-violent website. Sabin, calm down. Gogo, don't antagonize him. You don't have to show off for everyone. Cyan, relax. Relm, you go explain the internet to your grandpa. |
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Great, I should be done by the time I'm ready to graduate! |
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I heard that! |
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I'll help you, Relm. Cyan, you should come too. As for the rest of you, you should get back to your posts. People are going to get tired of listening to us by now. |
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Setzer's right. We need to END the bickering on this site. Let's move on, shall we? Choose a section, and let's go! |
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