Uhh...you don't really want to know about me, do you? Okay, I'm a fifth-year college student working on a bachelor's degree in visual arts and print media. I attend Antioch College, a once respected liberal arts college in Yellow Springs, Ohio, which has sadly, during my attendance, lost sight of the principles on which it was founded and turned corporation in an attempt to attract students with better financial status. I could go on for days about that, but I won't. My central interest is comics, specifically writing and drawing. In about a year, I am going to attempt to break into the comics industry. Then, after maneuvering under people's desks and in and out of closets to avoid being seen, I will swipe paperweights off of all the executive desks. I might try getting a publisher as well. My current project is a very complicated and confusing storyline called Sihm. It centers around a young woman, accidentally sent to Hell due to a clerical error caused by a poorly defined color-filing system. Because she has been effectively cheated out of eighty percent of her alloted life, she is given the opportunity to work as infernal messenger rather than join the other souls in eternal torment. She takes the job, and by doing so becomes a player in her boss, Leon Post's plans to destroy all physical and otherwise manifestations of metaphysical judgement. I work at the Winds Cafe as a Dishwasher and Gardemanger, I have no depth perception, and I really hate being sober (unless I'm at work). I am often mistaken for a man, possibly because I wear mostly suits and other men's clothing. (As I write this, I am wearing black slacks, a black vest, and a white blouse, but no tie, because it's summer.) My grip on reality is precarious at best, and I'm a fully lucid dreamer, which may explain why I'm always so tired. I love cartoons above all else, in all their forms. That may explain why I'm putting this site up after the show was cancelled ten years before.