Animals in my Family Tree Challenge by Brenda Ross. Challenge #2 The challenge is to write short poems, pretending that animals or insects have human relationships. |
| Said the chicken to the hen: My life's a shamble They took my CHILDREN and now they're scrambled. |
| MOMMY are we white with black or are we black with white? It doesn't matter how you say it, either way is right. |
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| My little baby DAUGHTER I hope you will come back It's dangerous in Sheri's house She'll cook you for a snack. |
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| My fluffy little NEPHEWS with tails like cotton puffs I'll hide you from the humans or you'll become earmuffs. |
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| My NIECE you were a tadpole You looked like squirmy gel Before evolving gracefully, you looked like a sperm cell . |
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| You're my precious SON The product of my seed You're worth your weight in gold, though you're not pedigreed I love you more than kibble You are my favorite mutt I love you more than words can say That's why I lick your butt. |
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| Forgive me, darling WIFE I'm sorry that I cheated The beautiful young leopard just got me overheated I really couldn't help it That cat gave me the hots I guess I'll cheat again since I'll never change my spots. |
| I scratch my head and ask you DAD: Why are we in a zoo And who made up those awful words: Monkey see, monkey do. |
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| GRANDPA so majestic Your trunk, it hangs so long It drags across the floor, just like my boyfriend's schlong. |
| My WIFE is oversized She ears a size 18 Even though she is a pig she'll always be my queen. |
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| My SISTER'S big with child She lives deep in the jungle And when her baby's born, I'll be a monkey's UNCLE |
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| You look like you have measles, my GRANDMA ladybug I think I caught them from you when you gave me a hug. |
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| My AUNT the ant, so old and smart She taught this lesson from the start: If children try to step on ants I'll crawl inside their underpants. |
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| The worm, she was full of grins She was happy from all her sins She started to laugh Cut her baby in half And now she has two little TWINS |
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| I'm begging Judge, your honor To throw old Tom in jail He's such an awful HUSBAND He's always chasing tail I want a quick divorce He's always on the prowl Each night the females come around and tempt him with a howl All Copyrights Reserved Sheri Huttner 2001 |
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| Sheri Huttner |
| Another Challenge Completed by Sheri can be seen here The Story Behind the Picture |
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| Background courtesy of Bren |
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