 | Tom is my Bro. |
 | Nothing ever bothers him none. |
 | Tom is a true biker. Meaning he'll ride his bike without cleaning it. |
 | Tom used to bench press 455 lbs. |
 | Not any more. He can bench press probably a burrito. |
 | Tom's losin' the hair on his head. |
 | But, it's growing wild on his ........... |