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No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.. ----------------------------------------------------- Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip round the Sun.. ----------------------------------------------------- Your future depends on your dreams So go to sleep ! ----------------------------------------------------- ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ? Who's in a hurry ? ----------------------------------------------------- Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours ! ----------------------------------------------------- God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends ----------------------------------------------------- Children in backseats cause accidents; Accidents in backseats cause children ! ----------------------------------------------------- A girl is like a road; the more curves she has the more dangerous she is! ----------------------------------------------------- Do you know of a Sardar who parked his car in front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING ----------------------------------------------------- A drunk was hauled into court. Mister, the judge began, you've been brought here for drinking.. Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started? ----------------------------------------------------- Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting.. ----------------------------------------------------- Whom are you working for? Same people. My wife and four kids.. ---------------------------------------------------- I heard you have a cat that can say her own name.. Yes. Meow.. -------------------------------------------------- Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different.. -------------------------------------------- When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best? She answers: My husband's cheque book.. By:(Cleret Fernandez)

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