This Just In!

The magazine Newstime is a fictional one, created for the purposes of this fannish news/fictional parody. The names you don't recognize, including the authors of the articles, have been made up by the real author of this HTML fantasy, Vehemently.

Images are culled from a variety of screen captures of televised episodes, fan sites and public domain data. No attribution is given because all images are heavily manipulated to suit the purposes of this fictional work and because nobody should want to be associated with this travesty. Misrepresentations, lies, bad physics and obvious alterations of reality should be laid solely at the feet of the author.

IASA, the Crichton family, DK (who may or may not really be named Darius Kern), and all things Farscape are the property of the Henson Company, Australia's Channel Nine, and Hallmark. No serious copyright infringement is intended, but rather some amusement, a fair dose of irony, and a lot of love.

Where canonical information has existed, I have used it. Where it has been lacking, I have guessed, vagued, and made stuff up wantonly.