RavingSchizo: hello
Plug Need Socket: Hi
RavingSchizo: my name is Wesley
RavingSchizo: what's yours
Plug Need Socket: Eric.
RavingSchizo: hi Eric
RavingSchizo: where are you from
Plug Need Socket: Florida
RavingSchizo: I am from Chicago
RavingSchizo: I am a musician
Plug Need Socket: oh cool.
RavingSchizo: have you heard my songs? I have CDs
RavingSchizo: my name is Wesley Willis
Plug Need Socket: No, sorry.
RavingSchizo: really?
Plug Need Socket: What kind of musician are you?
RavingSchizo: I sing songs that whup a llama's ass
RavingSchizo: totally rockin songs
Plug Need Socket: Oh sorry,
RavingSchizo: I am a rock start
RavingSchizo: star
Plug Need Socket: I haven't heard it yet.
RavingSchizo: have you heard "I Whupped Batman's Ass?"
RavingSchizo: AHH THE VOICES DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL A;LKJDA;LKTJ#q^#$^q&%q%#
RavingSchizo: ... sorry
RavingSchizo: that happens sometimes
RavingSchizo: they inspire my music#%!^##$^!#^#!$^!#
Plug Need Socket: okay,
Plug Need Socket: that song sounds really funny,
RavingSchizo: do you have Napster?
RavingSchizo: look for it
RavingSchizo: look for wesley willis
RavingSchizo: I am a ROCK LEGEND
RavingSchizo: I AM A BLACK ROCK MANIAC
RavingSchizo: I totally rock the house
Plug Need Socket: yea,..
Plug Need Socket: okay,.
RavingSchizo: sorry, the voices make me say things
RavingSchizo: SHIT FUCK ASS MOTHER SHITTER
Plug Need Socket: that's cool,
Plug Need Socket: i hear voices too,..
RavingSchizo: do you?
RavingSchizo: I'M NOT ALONE
RavingSchizo: I go to focus groups with people who hear voices
Plug Need Socket: yea,..
RavingSchizo: my manager makes me
Plug Need Socket: cool manager.
Plug Need Socket: mines let me talk to myself.
RavingSchizo: does he
RavingSchizo: mine does to
RavingSchizo: that's how I make my rockin music
RavingSchizo: ROCK OVER LONDON
RavingSchizo: ROCK ON CHICAGO
RavingSchizo: AL;EJSHT;LASEHT6L;AEH';
RavingSchizo: THE SEMEN AND THE FECES AND MY FACE
RavingSchizo: ALL OVER MY BUTT
RavingSchizo: AND ANUS
RavingSchizo: AND BUTT
RavingSchizo: AND ANUS
RavingSchizo: AND BUTT
RavingSchizo: NO SHUT UP SHUT UP ALL OF YOU#@q%#@
RavingSchizo: sorry
RavingSchizo: am I freaking you out man
RavingSchizo: I don't mean to
RavingSchizo: I need to take my thorazine
Plug Need Socket: that's okay,
Plug Need Socket: it's all cool,..
RavingSchizo: good
RavingSchizo: that's what Randy says
RavingSchizo: he's my manager
RavingSchizo: and Layla, my counselor
RavingSchizo: she says to be cool
RavingSchizo: I try to be cool
RavingSchizo: but sometimes my head gets all HOT#%#@q^q^$
RavingSchizo: FUCK SHIT ASS FUCK SHIT MOTHER SHITTER SON OF A ASS
RavingSchizo: and the swearing
RavingSchizo: OH GOD THE SWEARING
RavingSchizo: THE VOICES
RavingSchizo: SHUT UP
RavingSchizo: NO I WILL NOT GO TO HELL
RavingSchizo: I AM A ROCK STAR
RavingSchizo: I AM FAMOUS
RavingSchizo: I WHUPPED BATMAN'S ASS
RavingSchizo: be cool Wesley be cool
RavingSchizo: have you ever been to Chicago, Jerry?
RavingSchizo: wait what is your name
RavingSchizo: I forgetr
RavingSchizo: 64q63q
Plug Need Socket: eric.
RavingSchizo: SWIMS is spelled SWIMS upside down HAHAHAHAHA
RavingSchizo: oh, sorry Eric
RavingSchizo: I am not good with names
RavingSchizo: the voices confuse me
RavingSchizo: Eric have you been to chicago
RavingSchizo: it's a rockin' town
RavingSchizo: that's where I was born and raised and then my manger discovered me and now I am a rock star in los angeles
RavingSchizo: he found me on the street with my keyboard
RavingSchizo: my keyboard's name is Casio
RavingSchizo: I call him Cassy for short
RavingSchizo: HE ROCKS ON LIKE A MILKSHAKE
RavingSchizo: one time my manager replaced Cassy with another keyboard named Yamaha
RavingSchizo: and I threw a fit
RavingSchizo: CASIO IS MY KEYBOARD
RavingSchizo: 43WQ#Q&&#&Q%
RavingSchizo: do you play music Eric?
Plug Need Socket: no,
Plug Need Socket: sorry,
Plug Need Socket: but i know how to dance.
RavingSchizo: oh you do
RavingSchizo: you should come to one of my shows
RavingSchizo: I'm playing at the Apollo in Los Angeles tomorrow
RavingSchizo: with my band
RavingSchizo: but sometimes my band does not show up
RavingSchizo: but that's ok cuz casio and I still ROCK THE HOUSE
RavingSchizo: you should drive here to see me
RavingSchizo: it would be a fun trip
RavingSchizo: not like my FREAKOUT HELL RIDE @##%@q@^
RavingSchizo: do I talk too much, Steve?
RavingSchizo: I mean Harry
RavingSchizo: no wait
RavingSchizo: Eric
RavingSchizo: sorry
RavingSchizo: SH;OIASHT;OIHEA;6H436H;4Q3JK H6;AS6
RavingSchizo: at least I know you're a guy, Arlene
RavingSchizo: I mean Christine
RavingSchizo: I mean ERIC GOD DAMN IT TO HELL ^%q#w^$#$
RavingSchizo: do your voices tell you to shout at people?
RavingSchizo: mine do.
RavingSchizo: are you still there, Bob?
RavingSchizo: PENIS PENIS ANUS BUTT BUT BUT
RavingSchizo: BUT BUT DADDY
RavingSchizo: NO BUTTS
RavingSchizo: BUT ASS SHIT FART SHIT FART SHIT
Plug Need Socket: sorry,
Plug Need Socket: i got busy..
RavingSchizo: that's ok
RavingSchizo: I tried to get busy with the bellboy yesterday
RavingSchizo: but my manager stopped me
RavingSchizo: I hate when the voices make me grope people
RavingSchizo: especially all those old ladies at the hair salong
RavingSchizo: salon
RavingSchizo: that was when the police came and punched me in the mouth
Plug Need Socket: lol
Plug Need Socket: i'm sorry to hear that.
RavingSchizo: what is lol?
RavingSchizo: it reminds me of a butthole
RavingSchizo: BUTT BUTT FART FECES
Plug Need Socket: lol = laughs out loud
RavingSchizo: ohhh
RavingSchizo: i wasn't laughing when the POLICEMAN BROKE MY JAW
RavingSchizo: I COULDN'T SING FOR A WEEK
RavingSchizo: I had to do instrumentals with Casio
Plug Need Socket: i'm sorry.
RavingSchizo: that's ok
Plug Need Socket: i shouldn't have laughed.
RavingSchizo: the old ladies were laughing
RavingSchizo: the voices told me to KILL THEM ALL AND POOP ON THEIR OLD BOOBIES
RavingSchizo: but I ignored thenm
RavingSchizo: plus I had handcuffs on
RavingSchizo: I understand
RavingSchizo: people used to laugh at me when I was naked in the streets playing my music
RavingSchizo: but they stopped laughing when I flung my doodoo at them
RavingSchizo: SPLAT it would go
RavingSchizo: that is the theme for my latest hit
RavingSchizo: it is entitled "Splat"
RavingSchizo: SPLAT GOES THE FECES
Plug Need Socket: oh, okay,
Plug Need Socket: that make sense.
RavingSchizo: have you heard it?
RavingSchizo: my manager is trying to get me some airplay on the radio rock stations
RavingSchizo: ROCK OVER LONDON
RavingSchizo: but they usually do not play my beautiful songs
RavingSchizo: except for the guys on the morning show... they play them and then they ALL LAUGH
Plug Need Socket: why not?
RavingSchizo: MAKE THE LAUGHING STOP
Plug Need Socket: oh, i see.
RavingSchizo: MY SONGS ARE ABOUT SERIOUS SUBJECTS
RavingSchizo: like whupping Batman's ass
RavingSchizo: and one of my favorites, "I Murdered Your Family"
RavingSchizo: it was about the time I murdered that family
RavingSchizo: but my pastor said I should not let the demons make me do that again
RavingSchizo: it was messy
RavingSchizo: you should search for my songs on Napster
RavingSchizo: my manager says napster is our friend
RavingSchizo: it gets my ROCK MUSIC OUT
RavingSchizo: OUT IN THE OPEN
RavingSchizo: OPEN LIKE MY ANUS
RavingSchizo: sorry
RavingSchizo: GODDAMN VOICES@q^#$$^$q#$^q$&^
RavingSchizo: you should buy my CDs too
RavingSchizo: they're under Rock Music at your local Rock Music Store
RavingSchizo: I need money for my Thorazine
RavingSchizo: and for my therapist, Cheryl
RavingSchizo: she helps stop the DEMONS
Plug Need Socket: that good.
RavingSchizo: I try to touch her
RavingSchizo: but she won't let me
Plug Need Socket: it's always good to have someone to help you.
RavingSchizo: one time I touched her boobie
RavingSchizo: it made me feel all squishy in my pants
RavingSchizo: then she told me to NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
RavingSchizo: so I didn't
RavingSchizo: the demons made me do it, I said
RavingSchizo: but it was really just me
RavingSchizo: the demons were telling me to stop
RavingSchizo: "DON'T GRAB CHERYL'S BOOBIES' they said 'SHE IS YOUR FRIEND'
RavingSchizo: I just wanted to poop on her
RavingSchizo: are you black?
RavingSchizo: I'm black
RavingSchizo: did I mention that
RavingSchizo: AFROPOWER
RavingSchizo: do you want to see my picture?
RavingSchizo: it's on my web page too
Plug Need Socket: yea,
Plug Need Socket: i'm black.
Plug Need Socket: lol
RavingSchizo: you are
RavingSchizo: good
RavingSchizo: we need more black people in this world
RavingSchizo: we have HUGE PENISES
RavingSchizo: here is my picture
RavingSchizo: Randy took it with his rockin' Polaroid
Plug Need Socket: lol
RavingSchizo wants to directly connect.
Plug Need Socket is now directly connected.
RavingSchizo:
RavingSchizo: that's me
RavingSchizo: I was singing when Randy took that
RavingSchizo: it's on my CD cover
Plug Need Socket: cool.
RavingSchizo: yeah
RavingSchizo: do you have a picture, Eric?
Plug Need Socket: thats a nice over.
Plug Need Socket: yea,
RavingSchizo: I like making friends
Plug Need Socket: i have a few at my webpage.
RavingSchizo: they help me STOP THE DEMONS STOP THEM ALL OH GOD
RavingSchizo: what is your web page
Plug Need Socket: http://www.angelfire.com/fl3/VirgosMerlot47/
RavingSchizo: you are indeed a strong black brother like myself
RavingSchizo: I am pleased
Plug Need Socket: lol
Plug Need Socket: cool dude.
RavingSchizo: yeah
RavingSchizo: I never went to college
RavingSchizo: I went from the STREET TO STARDOM
RavingSchizo: have you looked at my web page
RavingSchizo: you are a strong sweaty young man
RavingSchizo: you have lots of pictures
RavingSchizo: I only have one or two
RavingSchizo: because Cheryl says the PICTURES WILL STEAL MY SOUL
Plug Need Socket: i dunno,
Plug Need Socket: i like taking pictures.
RavingSchizo: so does Randy
RavingSchizo: he says I take good pictures
RavingSchizo: especially when I am singing with my bad
RavingSchizo: band
RavingSchizo: want to see one of me singing with my band?
Plug Need Socket: sure.
RavingSchizo:
RavingSchizo: sorry that took so long, Tony
RavingSchizo: DAMMIT I MEAN ERIC
RavingSchizo: Eric what is Vergos Merlot
RavingSchizo: ?
RavingSchizo: I can type fast because I can play my keyboard LIGHTNING FAST LIKE A MILKSHAKE
Plug Need Socket: lol
Plug Need Socket: it's okay.
Plug Need Socket: cool.
RavingSchizo: I ROCK THE HOUSE
Plug Need Socket: Virgos Merlot is a band that i like.
RavingSchizo: I think my band is coming to Florida soon, Larry
RavingSchizo: ERIC
Plug Need Socket: They're a really cool alternative rock band.
RavingSchizo: GOD DAMN VOICES
RavingSchizo: alternative rock WHUPS A LLAMA'S ass!!!
RavingSchizo: i like alternative rock
RavingSchizo: it rocks
RavingSchizo: the house
RavingSchizo: down
RavingSchizo: F$#^aq^
RavingSchizo: sometimes I put my hand in my pants and smell it
RavingSchizo: Randy says I should not do that on stage
RavingSchizo: and Cheryl says not to do that during her sessions
RavingSchizo: because it makes her make a face
RavingSchizo: it looks like this:
RavingSchizo: oh wait you can't see my face
RavingSchizo: DAMN IT
RavingSchizo: I will rock the hell out of the house in Florida
RavingSchizo: florida is where old people go to die, is what Ronny says
RavingSchizo: Randy
RavingSchizo: DAMN
Plug Need Socket: lol
Plug Need Socket: yea,
Plug Need Socket: he's right,
RavingSchizo: yeah
Plug Need Socket: a lot of old people live here
RavingSchizo: Randy says he is always right
RavingSchizo: I say that's cool, randy my man, as long as you manage me and my ROCKIN' BAND
RavingSchizo: i will rock the hell out of you and your grandma
RavingSchizo: I have to go take my 3M;3LAWJ5L;2QKJ6;LQJW;LK64WQ;KLJ6L3'QJ76L;Q3J7;LJ3Q7;L3J
RavingSchizo: medicine
RavingSchizo: ;3ij5t;3w
RavingSchizo: now
Plug Need Socket: lol
RavingSchizo: the voices are m3;LIJ5A;L5JK;LAWK ;SHIT FUCK ASS
Plug Need Socket: that's a cool quote.
RavingSchizo: I HATE YOU GUYS
RavingSchizo: thank you Eric
RavingSchizo: BLEAL;KTJEA;LJTE;LKJT;LKJ;KJFECES
RavingSchizo: 86586868686
RavingSchizo: nipples
RavingSchizo: fart fart twat fart
RavingSchizo: QUEEF
RavingSchizo: butt
RavingSchizo: sorry Eric
RavingSchizo: the voices take control of my hands
RavingSchizo: I hate it when I am playing with myself and the voices take control
RavingSchizo: it hurts my gigantic penis
RavingSchizo: they rip out my pubic hairs
RavingSchizo: THEN I ROCK THE HELL OUT OF THEM AND KNOCK THEM TO THE FLOOR
Plug Need Socket: uhmm,
Plug Need Socket: okay...
RavingSchizo: sorry
RavingSchizo: I must take my medicines
RavingSchizo: ROCK ON ERIC
RavingSchizo: ROCK OVER LONDON
RavingSchizo: ROCK ON CHICAGO
RavingSchizo: POLAROID: SEE WHAT DEVELOPS.
RavingSchizo: I will write a song about you, Eric
RavingSchizo: you are one cool dude
RavingSchizo: me and Casio will rock the house
Plug Need Socket: cool man,
RavingSchizo: rock on
Plug Need Socket: thanx :-)
RavingSchizo: SMILEY FACE OF SATAN
RavingSchizo: sorry
RavingSchizo: voices again
RavingSchizo: SHIT URETHRA CERVIX ASSHOLE
RavingSchizo: have a good night
RavingSchizo: buddy pal homey dude
RavingSchizo: later
RavingSchizo: ROCK ON