Fecalicious: hi Fecalicious: are you from Denmark Fecalicious: I'm from the USA MLTDenmark: Yes I´m from Denmark Fecalicious: I like Danishes Fecalicious: they're tasty Fecalicious: do they have a lot of Danishes in Denmark? MLTDenmark: In what way Fecalicious: you know, the sweet breakfast desserts... in this country we call them Danishes Fecalicious: perhaps you call your Danishes Americans? MLTDenmark: no in danish its called "Morgenbrød" Fecalicious: "Pass me one of those delicious Americans" you would say at breakfast Fecalicious: oh... Fecalicious: well, close enough Fecalicious: is Danish your first language? MLTDenmark: LOL Fecalicious: I don't speak Danish Fecalicious: I speak some Spanish and English Fecalicious: and I can count to ten in German Fecalicious: you see, we Americans are a stupid people MLTDenmark: Yep, english my second and german my third (I also speak norwegian/swedish and a few words in russion) MLTDenmark: russian Fecalicious: wow MLTDenmark: sorry Fecalicious: that's a lot of languages Fecalicious: you are close to Russia, yes? MLTDenmark: danish/norwegian/swedish are very much alike MLTDenmark: a bit Fecalicious: I would love to visit Russia sometime... I hear they have lots of sexy wümen Fecalicious: and mooses Fecalicious: and fancy rockets and those big hats with the ear flaps MLTDenmark: yep Fecalicious: is it cold where you live? MLTDenmark: no really Fecalicious: pardon my talkativeness, but I like to learn about other countries MLTDenmark: 30 C in summer and frost in winters MLTDenmark: thats ok Fecalicious: frost, eh Fecalicious: do you have snow and ice in the winters? MLTDenmark: some times Fecalicious: I have always thought of Denmark as a cold place MLTDenmark: not especially MLTDenmark: we are surrounded by the sea Fecalicious: even the sweet tasty Danishes must get cold, if left in the cold Danish weather MLTDenmark: so Fecalicious: ohhh, so the sea keeps you warm MLTDenmark: yep Fecalicious: does the Gulf Stream go by Denmark? Fecalicious: that's the warm current of water, yes MLTDenmark: yep Fecalicious: I see MLTDenmark: but not that close Fecalicious: can you swim in the ocean or is it too cold? MLTDenmark: in summertime it is possible Fecalicious: here in the USA we can swim in the oceans in the summer Fecalicious: except for the jellyfish OH GOD THE JELLYFISH Fecalicious: they stung my little brother Herman to death MLTDenmark: where R U from in the USA Fecalicious: when he was but a wee 3 years old, playing innocently in the ocean Fecalicious: I am from Boston Fecalicious: Massachusetts MLTDenmark: Ok, I´m from Copenhagen Fecalicious: so since then, i don't swim in the ocean and every time I see the ocean I think of my poor little brother, all puffy like a big red marshmallow
man, swollen to death by those evil jellyfish Fecalicious: since then our family has been Born Again Fecalicious: are you Christian? MLTDenmark: yep Fecalicious: or are you of the pagan folk MLTDenmark: U? Fecalicious: ah, that's good MLTDenmark: I´m a baptist Fecalicious: yes, we are die-hard Bible-touting Christians in my family Fecalicious: since the Good Lord took my baby brother from us, we have gone to church every week Fecalicious: and we make a sacrifice to Jesus every Thursday so that he will not strike my family down MLTDenmark: I have to go now (I´m at work) Fecalicious: with another brutal jellyfish attack, or such other of God's great creatures Fecalicious: oh Fecalicious: it's nighttime here MLTDenmark: nice talking to U Fecalicious: you too MLTDenmark: its 1029 AM MLTDenmark: here Fecalicious: have fun working, Danish man MLTDenmark: thank U Fecalicious: it's 4:29am here Fecalicious: nice talking to you MLTDenmark: good sleep Fecalicious: PRAIS JESUS Fecalicious: thank you
