Flibbertigibbet

It means something along the lines of 'meaningless chatter'. That's what corny jokes are all about. Not all the jokes below are corny, though, so if you're someone who has a phobia for corny jokes, don't run away yet! = )
By the way, did you know that dictionaries sometimes put in 'fake words' ? This is so that if someone else copies their dictionary (and hard work) and sells it as their own, they would include the fake words (which they don't know are fake) and so can be caught in the act. Wonder if 'Flibbertigibbet' was one of them.

Oh, and feel free to contribute anything you feel will make people laugh!

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Crazy Quotes J

In this section are listed the few crazy and interesting quotes that have been collected over time.

o "The fire is melting..."

o "Boys stand in one line, girls stand in another line, and the rest of you stand in a third line!"

o "Stand in a straight circle everyone!"

o "Open the windows, children, let us let in the atmosphere"

o "Behave, students! The principal just passed away outside class!" (passed by?)

o "I was on a desert island. All alone. When I heard a blood curling scream"

There's always something on the last page of a notebook that's worth reading.

This one's dedicated to everyone from my school, in or above class 5:

When you complain of doing the dishes (think Rota), you usually get stuck with doing them more often.

Maths Has Gone to the Ants - A valiant attempt by some of my classmates to make one math class in Class 8 more interesting.

The distance between one anthill and another is 10 meters. If an ant-train takes 1hour, 20 minutes to complete the journey from one to another, find its ~~average~~ speed. (By looking at the speedometer)

E can eat 1/3 of a pie in 4 months, and N can eat 1/6 of the pie in 3 months. If E and A are ants, and they work together, how long will they take to finish the pie? (Please express our sincere condolences to the unfortunate ants)

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Silly Songs

Some original, nutty songs composed by friends in periods of extreme boredom during classes.

'Sing-A-Song'

Sing a song of sixpence, pocket full of rye,

Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie,

When the pie was opened, the birds began to sing,

Oh! Wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king!

The maid was in the counting house stealing all the money,

The king was in the attic, eating bread and honey,

The queen was in the garden, cleaning up the place,

When along came a blackbird and flew into her face!

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