The Goddess Thing
Lookin' For Love?
Of course you are!
Dear People Who Were Worthy Enough to Find This Site,
Congratulations! You have found the answer to all of your lovelorn problems! For I am the goddess of love. But you can call me Dawn.
I make people fall in love! And I can make you fall in love too...for a small, nominal fee, of course. And I only want one small, little thing. I swear you'll never miss it. I just want YOUR SOUL! Mwahahahaha. J/K.
Some philosophers don't even believe souls exist. But then, they're the same ones who don't believe goddesses exist either. So they're obviously wrong. Don't ask me for advice, by the way, because if I give one person advice, then I'll have to give everyone advice. And I just don't have the time to help everyone.
Okay? Okay. Time to catch up on my leisure time.
Lovelots,
The Goddess (6/10/01)
