>> Fishing at large
>>
>> Two men were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic
>> escape from a burning freight vessel.  While rummaging
>> through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across
>> an old lamp.  Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed
>> the lamp vigorously.  To the amazement of the castaways, one did
>> come forth.  This particular Genie, however, stated that she could
>> only
>> deliver one wish, not the standard three.
>>
>> Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out,
>> "Make the entire ocean into beer!"  Immediately the Genie clapped her
>> hands
>> with a deafening crash, and the entire sea turned into the finest brew
>> ever sampled by mortals.
>>
>> Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to her freedom.  Only the gentle
>> lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men
>> considered their circumstances. The other man looked disgustedly
>> at the one whose wish had been granted.  After a long, tension-filled
>> moment, he spoke: "Nice going!   Now we're going to have to pee in the
>> boat