| Current fads I'm sick of: |
| CARDS - How the hell did playing cards get exciting to people? Everybody's into this Texas Hold'Em shit. But what I REALLY hate about it is when people that tell you they've been playing it for years. You lying bandwagon assholes. RIBBONS - You've seen them all over the backs of people's cars. I don't remember what started it, but I'm fucking sick of them. The Autism Awareness ribbon? I am aware of autism, I don't need no fucking ribbon. OBX STICKERS - Yet another back-of-car adornment that makes me want to annihilate people. Everybody in Pittsburgh is so fucking proud that they went on vacation to Outer Banks. Big Fucking Deal. People go on vacation all the time. You are not special. "Hey, you have an OBX sticker! Me too!" "Did you have a good time there?" "Yeah it was great!" "Now let's go have gay sex!" And this annoying fad started the whole "OBX Sticker Spin-off", for those people who went somewhere else, but feel proud enough to tell people driving behind them about it. Listen up, America: NOBODY CARES WHERE YOU WENT ON VACATION! 70s HAIR-CUTS - What makes a dude want to look like Luke Skywalker? Or the Bad News Bears? Are white kids tired of being whiggers already? COMIC BOOK MOVIES - This current fad will definitely kill the comic book industry. Comics have always been kinda low-key and underground. Suddenly comics are mainstream? I've read comics my whole life, and I'm sick of these movies. Hollywood has no original things to make movies about anymore which is why they also do... REMAKE MOVIES - Get a new idea! There is nothing special about taking an old movie and redoing it. From Mr. Deeds to Rat Race, Manchurian Candidate to Bad News Bears, Hollywood is taking the easy way out by giving us crap that we've already been given. GREATEST HITS & LIVE CDs - Some artists who have recently stopped making new music just to give us bad live versions and greatest hits album after greatest hits album are: Rush, Iron Maiden, Van Halen, and Aerosmith (the king of the Greatest Hits album) |
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