Kaine's Miscelananignyniously Informative Section!!

The motto of this page is: if you lie, you go to hell!!
Last update on July 10th, 1998
There have been

naive little whelps to this page since July 8, 1998.

Much needed EXPLANATION

Here's some stuff I found myself, alone, like I usually am when I'm searching for the long lost secret of the Cursed Ruby of Daemon the childish punk who stole the essence of the red dragon which transformed in a unicorn on the last day of Hanuka... Which isn't as easy as it sounds... Anyways, my ample research has allowed me to uncover many a secrets which are better off unknown by the general public... And here's comes KAAAIINE!!!! yes siree bob, I'm here to share my rare knowledge with all of you nice n humble folks in Cyber World. Now, rearrange these two pounds glasses, stop scratching your pimples, keep these braces in your mouth and prepare for the thrill ride of the summer... or fall... or whatever the season is when yer readin this... ya catch my drift...

Oh, and while yer at it... why don't ya check out two of the long forgotten sections on mah page...
View my Family Album...
Go read my friend Marco Andrew Harvey X's stories. There's a Dragon Ball fanfic there... :c)
Ya'll like em... I'm sure you will... trust me...

My amazing expedition!!

Added June 10th

Well, i'm back. I was surrounded by trees and animal poo for the last couple of days. It was fun though. I was with my friend Raymond see... He's a hell of a cook, i love eating his meals, he's the best. Ya know, we were pretty tired after a couple of hours but still happy. Nothing could bring us down. We were on crack!!
Oh yeah, i didn't tell ya why i was in the jungle yet.... Ya see, we were actually looking for a mysterious and mystical forgotten beast of the wild. This jungle pig as we called it is the only survivor of a species that can sense the emanation of the sacred Amulet... The poor beasts were all but squashed the last time the Amulet sent a mana discharge ya see... Poor things.
Anyways, me n Raymond searched fer hours. Suddenly, the beast LEAPED out of the bushes with a PATHETIC squeel!! I, in turn, tore off my bandana (i was wearing a bandana...) and grabbed the thing. I then proudly posed for a picture, to show the world what a good hunter I was.
I was so happy, i hurried back home to show my beloved love of my life, Jessica. But... as I approached the doorstep... I realised something was wrong... There were Jessica's angelic shoes on the doorstep... but also man shoes... And weird noises could be heard. That wasn't a very happy moment ya see... It was to my horror that I realised what was really going on.... I was crushed... All my pride and self-esteem just disappeared...
Oh and btw... those who are wondering what the f*** those this have to do with Dragon Ball... I red DB volume 24 after that to calm down. So... there ya go...

Kaine uncovers long lost Dragon Ball Doujinshi

Added June 8th

Here's somethin I thought y'all might be interested in. Turns out I heard a rumor bout the amulet bein the only known ruby with homosexual tendencies... Well, I found me a copy of 'Fantasy and Adventure: Gay Style'. No trace of the Amulet but guess what 2 Dragon Ball characters guest-starred in their very own comic strip... That's right!! The three eyed freak and his little horny doll.

The text IS in a gay language (probably Canadian) but I have included a translation below:
Frame 1
Chaozu: Tien?
Tien: Yes... My sweet?
Frame 2
Chaozu: Am I going to be ok?
Frame 3
Tien: Don't worry... I'll do everything I can to get it out of you...
Tien: I promise...
Chaozu: I love you Tien...

I chose this part of the strip because after that... it gets quite... unsatisfying... if you catch my drift...

Posh Spice's secret lover!!

Added June 8th

That's right kiddos... Posh Spice (commonly refered to by me as 'the one I want most') has a secret lover. This would probably be of no interest to all of you Dragon Ball freaks, cuz all ya care about is DB, DB and only DB, right? But, turns out he is none other than Mr.Satan, the Z world's martial arts champion!! Now... how an empty-headed signer and a pathetic cartoon character got together... i don't know... but it's TRUE!!! I have a picture... :c)

Check back here later for more details as I find them...

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