This wee bit of webspace is dedicated to my folks, the greatest family and friends a guy in Saskatchewan can have!!! So, without furthher ado, I give you the JENKINS!!!
Name: Cain Jenkins (ME, KAINE!!!)
Job: Webmaster at Kaine's Haven and I also help my dad in the corn field
Comments: Well, this is me and... that's it!
Name: Billy Ray Jenkins
Job: He's the owner and head of the Jenkins Farm of Corn Goods.
Comments: Our farm isn't pretty big and the money we make is barely enough to pay taxes. We mostly eat corn all year long. Even though I love me dada, I hate corn and it pisses me off to eat the same old vegetable every day!!! He married twice and am one of his first marriage's child, which means my mother doesn't love me (look below).
Name: Li Fung Thranhndteh Jenkins
Job: She cooks, cleans and pisses me off
Comments: She's my father's second wife and mother of Michael. Although her son was one of my best friends (he introduced me to Dragon Ball), his mom is a pain in the ass. It started out nicely but since Michael died, she started hating my guts. Something about it being my fault or other. Anyways, I'm happy she doesn't read english and can't read what I say about her.
Name: Diem Bung "Michael" Thranhndteh
Job: dead
Comments: My best dead friend. He showed me his collection of Dragon Ball (which I inherited, hehehe) and computers (which I also inherited, hahaha). I'm sorry he died but, DAMN IT, he coulda took his momma with him at least. He died tragically to say the least. Me and him were playing in the woods when we stumbled upon a sleeping bear. Michael was scared like shit. I, being the smart one, threw a rock at the bear and took off. I never ran as fast in my life. When I reached the farm, I noticed Michael didn't follow me. Anyways, I got me a new computer and a whole set of Dragon Balls, hihihi.
Name: Devon(left) and Everett(right) Jenkins
Job: Clean and chop wood
Comments: These two are not only my cousins, but my new best friends! They are so cool. They have rifles and promised we'd go hunting together sometime. Even though my uncle Bob (their dada) beats them, I still think they're cool.
Name: Bob Jenkins
Job: He takes care of the beatings
Comments: This is my father's brother. Don't let the moustache fool you, he's one strong sonuva b*tch!!! He was in the VietNam war and killed a whole bunch of people and his wife (don't tell the sheriff, hehehe). He has three sons: Devon, Everett and Joey. He's the master beater of the house and beats Joey the most (Joey's slow). If only he could beat my momma more often.
Name: Joey Jenkins
Job: He doesn't do anything, he's slow!
Comments: Joey's slow, I hate him. I think he's gonna be shipped away after what happened with Josh (see below) and I'm glad. Someone that slow shouldn't be in a corn farm.
Name: Josh Jenkins
Job: dead
Comments: My sweet little brother. I loved playing with him but Joey had to come and kill him!! Oh well, looks like I got me a Sailor Moon collection (hehehe).
Name: Lilianne Runmick Jenkins
Job: dead
Comments: She's my natural mom and she's dead. I miss her, I think. I was too young to remember how she died so I gotta get back to you on that.
