My History

Let me introduce myself first, my fist name is JO with a family name of BANANA, which makes Jobanana, but people usually calls me jojo on irc. Researchers said that we are most likely the one of the first fruits ever cultivated by man having been entered into the record history long before the birth of Christ (which made me really proud of my family). We are originated in Asia, either in Southern China or Indochina and the Malay Archipelago. And we were introduced in the Western Hemisphere in the 16th century by an early Spanish Priest.




This is a picture of the Spanish Priest and my relatives.

But don't you think that my family and I are useless either then being made to banana splits, fried bananas, or whatever dish you can think of. People usually grow us commercially to make products such as robes to tea bags. But I personally would not like to be killed like this, I'd rather be killed as the poem said below, written by a 7 year old kid.

I'm Chiquita banana and I'm here to say
if you want to get rid of your teacher the easy way,
Just peel a banana, put the peel on the floor
and watch your teacher slide out the door

but that was what happened to my great great grandfather, the skin all smushed up and the flesh being eaten. *sigh* kind of sad huh??? Well, something worst had happened to my great great great grandmother, she died, and she killed someone as well, the article below was written on the Banana Post before I was born.


Here lies the body of Anna,
Done the death by a banana.
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go

oh well, I guess that's life, C'est la vie... let's not talk about the sad stuff, we'll move on to introducing myself, here, I'll show you some of my pictures.




This is my baby picture, ain't I adorable???

Do you like my baby pic??? And I think it's about time for you to admire my recent picture, coz.... I'm just too pretty!!! hohohoho..... By the way, don't you even try to fall in love with me coz I already have a boyfriend, if you find yourself more attractive than he is, go ahead and ask me out to have dinner or something!!!




This picture was taken two months ago, you like it???



This is my boyfriend, don't you think we are the best match???

Aren't you puzzled, huh?? I guess it's enough 'BS'ing now, if you really wanna know the real jobanana, click on my profiles, but if you don't wanna know about me, you can still click on any category below...