Forum of Opinonated Opinions From uh... Me!

For June

 *6/30/99-
Before i forget it all, I'm going to gripe about Tarzan, yes the ending did have the Disney formula(fire, lightning and rain usually, and a fall to their death), before i continue, Snow white(fell off cliff boulder crush, lightning in bground), Beaut and Beast(stomach ripped off, fell off burning castle, side note: how'd beast become beast again for christmas sequel?), Aladin(lava, but got caved in), Sequels don't cound, Sleeping Beauty(dragon impaled fell off cliff, fire-breathing dragon), Lion King(lightning, fire, cliff), Hunchback(fell off of burning building), Little Mermaid(lightning, fire, but got shrunk i think, probally fell somewhere), Mulan(haven't seen it, but i'm sure there's a cliff), um.. tarzan, fire, lightning, fell(not saying how) but to death, also Tarzan has healing powers(scratches), yet a shotgun blast leaves scratches(2), and a double barreled shotgun has 5 shots(odd), also Jane doesn't wear a loincloth(JUST a loincloth, no top), how can he slide on vines that are covered in vines(wouldn't he slip), um... other stuff, and uh... NO body hair(unless he's 12), the thing with the clothes(you'll see, their condition, any bodies/remains, etc..) and that the monkey was a girl(you'd forget, and it was done by Rosie O'donald, ewww...EWWWW), Just saw varsity blues, and as good as Tarzan was, Movie of the Week: Varsity Blues-105 minutes of pure R rated goodness, yee-haw!(football is like that in North Texas, and the little towns) um... Show of the Week: the Adventures of pete and Pete- i used to love this show, haven't watched Nick since the last pete and pete marathon, and i saw Alanis on you can't do that on television(i remembered the episode, just didn't know that was alanis, and always wondered what her name was when they said it), then Pete and Pete came on after that, YES!... uh... Power's gone corporate and commercial, click on that all advantage thing on the main page to see what it's about, wait 5-8 weeks to download it though(i tried to cheat, by figuring out the html link, but it didn't work like i thought it would, nertz), so i'll tell you how it goes in 5-8 weeks, and til then join through me ::flashes the cheesy grin:: could it hurt(doubtful, maybe, what've you got to lose? a hard-drive? HA!)...Quote to live by: "here i am, on my knees, with nothing to blame but my curiosity -- it got the best of me", or nah, that'd be mean and i'm mean, but I love Meanne... like a son, so i won't :o) uh, i tried some pages that pay crap for geocities, but i don't think it'll work and my puter froze while i was doing the link page, so it won't happen, expect some weird shit that has nothing to do with DR(like most of the site) soon, also i'm gonna reroll one of my characters when DR's back as a new race(either kaldar, or the wolf people, though turtle shell body is kind of weird) and i'm gonna send mail to the DRchristians list to see if i can get free donations, as well as to any 'packs' out there, heh heh heh... uh... Album of the Week: Garbage- probally already done this one before, almost forgot Album, so looked at collection... crap wait, scratch that Album of the Week: Garbage- probally already done this one before, almost forgot Album, so looked at collection... hee hee i'm so cool, Album of the Week: Varsity Blues Soundtrack- oh yeah good musci, greenday, offspring, there goes my hero, mmm whip cream, i could use some... Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Sprite.(Grant Hill does)

*6/27/99-
I'm no longer on Geocities, now i'm on Yahoo!geocities.. and since they might crack down on sites using the word fuck, piss, shit, and cock numerous times, or the naked chic in the vomitorium, i might have to move my site soon, but til then i'll just upload it soon to my puter just in case, oh yeah Galveston sucked, friend got stung my a man o war, this guy i don't like lost his wallet, um... not much else, hanged around at coffee shop with this girl i like a lot after my friends ditched me(meet us at JavaGoGo in 20 minutes, got there in 15, waited 20, went outside to see them standing around, then they left 10 minutes later) least the band was good(2 kung-fu master blues/jazz guys and one of their dads, one was in my Math of Money class and always told us about his martial arts tournies-not sports like karate kid, this is to knock-out or submission, other was girls brother)then some fat-ass showed up and started playing harmonica... was on phone with my friend and he was chunking bottles at the neighbor's yards and he hit a car, someone's roof, near someone's pool, and in their pool, was damn funny... still out of DR, Lyra was at feast and got me a throwing starfish thing, so that's cool, Wren's Nest hasn't been updated in awhile so i don't know what's up. I hope everyone is Enjoying Goat-Boy's the Cut he works hard to find sites with some content that are worth reviewing, at the moment he's held off Snarfy's halfling hole cause he didn't feel like doing it so did the observatory instead.. I wish someone would review my site, heh heh heh... on my old site, or main site, I'm going to cut it down drasticallly(mainly to make space for stuff) and looked at it and it's going to have nothing, so i'm looking for weird stuff in the mean time... and I had to change my member name cause the Yahoo! name was already taken, um... not much else has happened, didn't goto warped tour cause noone i knew was going, got new blink182 CD which was pretty good... Album of the Week: Blink182:Enema of the State- pretty good, some fast paced songs, the slower ones i don't care for much(mainly the one with the piano) i like what's my age again, Adam's Song(begingin is like come as you are) and the really fast one(#9 i think), comes with a CD extra also, most of the songs are about getting ditched by his chick or the girl with green eyes and long blonde hair... Movie of the Week: Fist of Legend-I finally rented this, it has Jet Li(black mask, numerous martial arts films, deadly china hero, briefly in Lethal weapon 4) in his tribute to Bruce Lee(notice how this is so close to Chinease connection), anywho the blockbuster near me finally had it(it's in a ghetto box, is better quality than it seems, but subtitled), martial arts are incredible escpecially the begining... Show of the Week: Physical Feats- they did this thing on Tibetian Monks and stuff, lots of Chi and how it relates to concentration, and other neat stuff, just the one episode i've seen, but made it worth it...i wanna do something new to the site tonight, but my mind's going blank, maybe a new review or finally put in all those new critter and crits, my god this girl's breasts are beautiful... maybe the hot chics room, mmmm too lazy, think i'll just start axing stuff of the old site that's part of the pagoda/5450 stuff...mmm so hot...

*6/21/99-
I'm tired, and got no DR for awhile(which i don't wanna talk about) nothing in DR, scanner still not working or some crap, and it's a pain in the ass to find a Father's day card for your step-dad that you don't give a crap about(meaning one lacking the word 'love') um... there was some stuff, Critic gets show of the week for some reason i forget, whoa on bob and margret there's this fat baby so, show of the week: Bob and Margret- the lady whipped out her tit for her fat baby, they gots lots of animated nudity, 2 thumbs up... album of the week: Limp Bizkit's second one, whatever it's called- it's not out yet but it might be good, who knows, get it, comes out today or something... saw Night at the Roxbury which was pretty good don't know how it got pg-13 with the few tits showed and sex scenes it had it's good moments and unwatchable moments, also saw Out of Sight which was ok, and Enema(y) of the State, Enema had some impossible technology, the Camera is FIXED, you CANNOT(proper use of word cannot) Rotate the picture to the back of something, that's like taking a photo and then using a puter to go through a door down the stairs into a car down the road a few miles to see Bob Dole making use of 'Viagra' in a picture of my ferret, um... South Park created a jackoffasaur, "what do you want jackoffasaur?" "JACK-OFF!!?" heh funniest part was Kenny getting tackled by a bear, um... movie of the week: Shaolin & Wu-Tang- of the wu-tang clan collection, this one has the most serious story i've seen so far, and still had an ending that made no sense, it was pretty good other than the Dubbing into english with Chinease subtitles(i assume it's chinease, but there's a few other wutangs with chinease and english subtitles, some most are also dubbed to go along with both) and English subtitles under the chinease(which was hard to see cause it was like below what you could see on the screen or off screen most of the time), but a lot was lost in the translation from dub to sub to sub(meaning English dub didn't match the sub at all most of the time, mainly filler speech), I'm probally gonna goto the Vans Warped Tour this weekend and galveston tomorrow(tuesday), uh... if it doesn't rain it won't suck as much(galveston sucks beyond suck horrid water and nothing there but a few cool smoke/head shops, these are intended for tobacco use ONLY, heh) I'm gonna get a zippo for my friend this week going to bring her to pick it out(like you care) and want a Grendel zippo for myself(want a black one but this has black and grendel so is cool) got myself a Nirvana t-shirt while i was at high times(ok smoke/head shop in Houston, Bellaire/Gessner if you want to find it) and i'm going to get that special paper that you iron the image onto clothes so i can make my own shirts like Serial Killer(they had some cool ones like Bruce Lee on a dark Green, and the paccino shit) they had this funny one of wonder woman(linda carter) and it said Super Hooker(i thought it was funny) i forget what nirvana shirt i got(is in my car) but i think it had Kurt Cobain from unplugged and it said Kurt on it, maybe... um... I threw in some pics on the old My Pages, or I will, just look ok? um... nothing i can think of but here's a quote to use in your life, "Your Name must be Tattoo, because you're living on Fantasy Island" as a Pick-up Line but say 'from', or as a snide come-back, I go back to my whiney friend who has trouble with her boyfriend and her whole 'he thinks i'll freak if he comes in my mouth' thing as well as Dr.Katz which is pretty good at times

*6/14/99-
Sorry it's been so fucking long since an update, I'm gonna add one of those ENN things to the newspage(i know whoopdeefriggin'doo cause i never update it anyways), saw Austin Powers friday, was pretty damn funny, um... trying to get this scanner to work so i can upload stuff for your visual enjoyment(i am a talented artist, mostly comic book type stuff, or sick humor so those few who frequent this site should enjoy it) so look forward soon to the 'Many Adventures of Mr. Fisher-Price', I'm going to put it on my main site to save space(add hits to both sites whatever) but will link to it, um... watching snow white on Disney channel(don't ask, please don't ask, was like a tribute to villians and i just finished watching Family Guy) and the witch/queen feeds this apple to Snow white, then Snow White starts moaning likes she's orgasaming, then 'passes out'(everyone will think she's dead, that's some good orgasm) and how does it end? the typical Disney ending of someone falling off a cliff(well sometimes it's a firey fall off a cliff this one had lightning though, even Little Mermaid had lightning, only pocahontis doesn't end this way)... uh... Movie of the Week: Kentucky Fried Movie- I first saw this when i was in elementary school so i think it warped my mind(still had catholic high school girls in trouble shower scene implanted in my mind and the stealth scene from the Enter the Dragon thing) but we rented, if you goto Hollywood Video it'll be in cult classics, they might not have it at Blockbuster if they do it'll probally be PG-13, Album of the Week: Kid Rock: Devil Without a Cause- bawitdaba is pretty good, so is Bullgod and Black Chick White Guy, the rest are ok and some aren't so ok, it's like Run DMC meets Rock to Rock Background, also the 10 year old(who was at MTV movie awards) says "He's a Freak ho! call me Sick ho!" as well as "I'm 3'9" with a 10' dick!" he's so cute... I've become a hermit and just spend my days in the Sea Caves in Aesry, i bugged Hesarius the other day, he said he's got like 6 months or less to live, You bastard! you will not rob me of my revenge or something(i don't care if that sounds bad)... also the new language Verb(like lore speach in GS3) which pisses me off, i just know humans have gamgweth, and Elotheans got some crap pussy language, etc.. is stupid. think i'll add some of the adventures of Mr.Fisher-Price here just to take up space, we got: Mr.Fisher-Price goes to a whorehouse and has a heartattack(imagine to fisher-price people having sex), Mr.Fisher-Price finds just how drunk he was last night as well as the truth of 'Mary-Sue', Mr.Fisher-Price goes to Dallas(think JFK), Mr.Fisher-Price finds out he isn't bulletproof, Mr.Fisher-Price quickly learns the difference between inflammable and unflammable, and Mr.Fisher-Price has unprotected sex in the 90's and gets warts(he hangs himself at the end)... Show of the week: uh... ::pulls something out of his ass:: the NEWS! that's right, you should watch more of the NEWS! it's good for you, and usually has lots of SMUT! and violent content(and there's some good looking newswomen on the tele), I'd just like to take this moment to state that my dog smells like Wet-Cheetos, in fact almost all dogs do.

*6/8/99-
I figured it out, Austin Powers goes back in time, so it's ok if he does it with Robin Swallows(whose maiden name was Spits, so which is it, spits or swallows?) and I got a compliment on the site, they asked if i was God, in my mind, usually yes... smite you all, you ungrateful bastards

*6/7/99-
I just ate a bar of soap... and boy Bettie Boop sure is a whore

*6/4/99-
God I love my life, my girlfriend's avoiding me, I just saw Saving Private Ryan, The Doom Generation(rated version), Wu Tang Temple, and The Hakkenden Vol. 1...and now Phantom Menace, and I own Mace Windu and Darth Maul as well as a Rat Creature(from the Bone comic) toy... Phantom Menace will get the movie of the week even though it didn't feature Christina Ricci's tits like Doom Generation did, or the violence of Wu Tang or Doom Generation... album of the week: Sublime- the self-titled one with all the good songs, it's good... yeah..."Man, everyone has had Meanne." in reply to me saying she was good. NNNNN caress me done, that's that lovin' sound... there's some boring war coming up, more boring stuff, i scared off Quelka(the sticher) by throwing a snowball at her when you can't normally hit GM run people, she left and i got charged with Hooliganism, so did Johndrew even though he did nothing, and now he has a black soul... what else have i been up to, saw Go! a second time, the Mummy, some other crap, now i have 4-5 channels on my cable, and fuzzy porn(not E!) and one of the mexican stations(mild teasing of porn)... toy of the week: Darth Maul- from the Phantom Menace, even though having Sam L. Jackson toy is cool, and my rat Creature and Mage stuff... show of the week: Family Guy- this show deserves more shows of the week, from the dad that's your answer to everything, make a sandwich *8 or so slaps to her face* 'stop it, 8 is enough', then i love you both hug... (if you saw it you'd know what i speak of) it's great... can't wait for Austin Powers sequel, but what happened to Vanessa since he married her? and the Tarzan movie, which i predict will end in a fire or fall of edge death for someone(happens in all disney movies cept pocahontis, go back and try to find one since before little mermaid) i really need to work on the site, even though it kicks so much ass, oh yeah... but with these races, there's more people to hurt emotionally til they kill themselves like Battlehound Bloodypawz of the rakash(dog/cat things) at the moment i'm watching syndicated Grace Under Fire, i've sunk to new lows... god i miss my girlfriend whose avoiding me and they won't answer the do for me... i'll be around the realms a bit more, hollar if ya hear me, peace out, love the possoms, save the whale, kill the marmets and sometimes life fucks us with a stick, usually after the thorns break off in are ass, so it doesn't hurt as much, then the old ones start to move and it scabs up and we can't crap cause of the giant scabs in our ass, and then we die... life breeds death, and the dead feed the living...

*6/1/99-
No I'm not dead, I just went on a hiatus... a journey of self-discovery. And I have returned a born-again Christian. Me and my fellow cultists have discovered the 'path' and only through constant prayer can I achieve this, that is why I regret that I must move on, but fret not, this site will be replaced by one of my fellow brothers, and I'm sure you'll enjoy 'Richmond's Shining White Dentistry' the web-site as much as you enjoyed this site, and I hope the new visitors relish this site as much as the old ones. Amen to you all, and God Bless...


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