Forum of Opinonated Opinions From uh... Me!

For April

*4/18/99-
*BAM* ::Pyro flairs up around the entrance and "Rape Me" starts from the speakers as Power walks out carrying a mic:: heh saw Matrix a second time(saw it like an hour after i wrote last weeks rant) again Saturday, movie kicks so much ass.. then I saw Never Been Kissed which wasn't so great, the first 30 minutes of it really sucked, it had some good moments, specially with the Rastafarians... again still haven't been in DR now, apparently the war's starting up again or some kind of crap, but we know how long it takes things to be played out in DR, Quote of the Week: The comic book store guy talking to some girl at a Sci-Fi Con "so what do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?" "comb the sweet tarts out of your beard and we're on" "sorry...don't try to change me baby" heh heh heh... also History of the World pt1 had: Eros' Orgy and Buffet- first serve first come... good movies, great movies... Movie of the Weed: PCU- never heard of it and it was on comedy central(meaning it'll be on again tonight or like 20-40 more times this month) is was pretty good, has to do with being Politically Correct in college... really haven't been up to much lately.. oh yeah got a new Beast Wars Transformer this weekend from the Transmetal 2 series(haven't seen the show in awhile one of the best animated shows out there), it's called Ramulus(like Romulus, but he's a ram) he looks cool as a Ram and transforms into a cool looking Robot(good job on colors and metal, but not enough 'beast' stuff like the rest of the transmetal stuff) and my Wal-Mart card stopped working(most of the people don't know how to run the cards and you can rip them off with their gift cards, because they add the amount to the card before subtracting it) i'm not doing anything illegal, not my fault if they don't know how to run those things, Family guy was funny as hell, Simpsons was good, but not as good as Family guy(i like the flashbacks of old commercials like Chuck Wagon dog food and Kool-Aid last week)... Show of the Week: I actually had one, but since i forgot it I'll give it to Beast Wars: Transformers- awesome computer animation, good story, and it's Transformers, how could you not love it?... Album of the Week: Smashing Pumpkins: Meloncolie and the Infinte Sadness- has a lot of good songs usually every other with crap in between the first CD is better with Tonight, Tonight and my favorites Zero and Bullet with Butterfly Wings, would just play those 2 when driving around(is cool at night cause of brake lights look nifty with the music playing) or when just waiting for my friends to get ready bury my head in my steering wheel(sound like centers on it, so you get lost in the music) really good songs..."Hit my Music!" ::"Rape Me" plays as Power jumps over the railing and walks off through the crowd::

*4/11/99-
Life is good... gonna start off with the Movie of the Week: GO!- this movie kicked so much ass(hate that term, but it did), it was funny as hell, had Katie holmes, was well written, everyone'd like it(unless if you were a parent or disgusted by drug related themes), had katie holmes, and led to my new profession.. drug dealer(they get all the women)... i kept putting off adding a new rant, and this would be Wu Tang v. Ninja if i didn't see Go!... Wu Tang Clan(buncha crap if you ask me) get their name from the Wu Tang martial arts movies(over 100 in the collection) that are pretty funny, have strange random stuff, and incredible martial arts.. i'm not gonna describe the one i saw, but it's better if you pick one up for yourself, i suggest the Dubbed versions, but the Subbed version have Japanese(or chinese whatever it is) and English Sub-titles, it also has their names pop up whenever a new character is introduced, and has the intro for the other movies... and yes these movies do have the classic blood fountains, heh heh heh... haven't been in DR much, there's the new look verb that everyone should know about, right now i have a tangled, scruffy-looking mustache on your upper lip and a thin beard. other than that not much to say about the realms other than the whole prophecy thing is being revealed or something(i don't really give a crap about it honestly)...Album of the week: Nirvana:In Utero- this has heart-shaped box and Rape me, Rape me has a great guitar intro, most of the songs on it are good, but not Nevermind quality, i actually like the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah versions of some of the songs better though, weird... Show of the Week: Family guy- there's this show they used to have on cartoon network at like 2 or 3 am on sundays or saturdays and it's be this guy who had like a family life and there was some sort of moral to it, that's bascially the family guy family, but without the talking dog, super intelligent baby "eat your 'vegetable'(i think it was cabbage but i'll use cabbage for the sake of the thing) honey, it's good for you now open up the hangar for the airplane, zoooom", then the kid says "Damn You, Damn the 'Cabbage', and Damn the Wright Brothers!" also they had people saying oh no, then all of a sudden the Kool-Aid Man jumps through the wall and goes 'Oh Yeah!', i thought it was pretty funny... i swear Blasword is a whore to Rock or something, just when we I thought there was some hope, he goes and pisses me off(what'd he do? i don't remember, not even sure he did anything, but by not doing anything he might've pissed me off), was getting some comics the other day and took my friend so she could get Squeeee!(could be off on the amount of E's), but i got a comic like it called Lenore, it's a funny sick comic done in lots of short stories, you can see the guy's website at Spookyland.com but has things like 'you developed a fondness for playing with little animals' and it has her holding a bunny in one hand and a blender in the other, just really weird crap, I got issue #2 there's like 4 out there, they might be hard to find, look in the independent section of a good comic store, i can also recommend Johnny the Homocidal Maniac and Squeeee! also.. here's a little thing from the front cover of Lenore by the author "A small child once asked me why people can't be nicer and just love one another. I pondered this for but a moment and I then, of course, ate the small child. He was very tangy and did NOT taste like chicken. Although I did have some moo-shoo chicken once that was left in the car overnight. There was supposed to be a kind of moral in there somewhere on the state of mankind and how we are evolving into a self-satisfying civilization, but, maybe it should have been: "Don't talk to strangers." If that had been more ingrained into the small child he would have been alive today. And I wouldn't have had to explain that weird smell coming from the crawlspace Under my house. I mean, it was just really inconvenient for me. It's sad." Also got a couple of issues of Mage, it's by Matt Wagner the same guy who does Grendel(if you saw Chasing Amy, there was a lot of his and Mike Allred's work in it) which is always a good read... Also got a poster that has from one of those Star/Daily News Tabloids saying Vampire Boy escapes! is pretty cool, there's one about Satan's skull found in New Mexico and another about AIDS killing off the world's vampires, but i don't think they have posters of those, wish they did though... um... NUMMY!

*4/6/99-
Sorry for so long til an update but for some reason I just got around to doing it... um.. blah blah blah BRAWLING's in.. so wrestle your woman to the floor and spank her til um... nevermind, we can do stuff, throw stuff(messes up HT/LT) though, can even throw marionettes and stuff, claw seems the best, good to knock off balance(or when opponents lying down) to grapple then butt and claw til they're dead... forging isn't out... oh no... I got some newsletter in the mail from Simu about DR, a new EXP system that sounds kinda crappy, um.. had other stuff... saw 10 Things I hate about You, was pretty good(Matrix was sold out and we got their 10-15 minutes late anyways), Movie of the Week: Matrix- haven't seen it, but from the commercial it looks awesome, Show of the Week: Buffy- I think i had Buffy before, but they're showing the one with Werewolf boy, and has like all my favorites...and we have an updated LOOK verb!! whoop de friggin' do, heh heh heh... um... Food of the Week: Oreo Cookie Shakes, they're good... Go! comes out this Friday, I'll be there, *WHAM!* I am getting bored in DR, I need something to do other than scream "Give me Attention! I'm starting to rot away ::dies::" really sucks, and my job as the Most Electrifying Entertainer in Town Square Entertainment Today you Roody Poo something something... Album of the Week: Nirvana: Bleach- their first one, closer to their punk roots than most of the other stuff, and is pretty damn good as well... mind's going blank...rnnhhh!!! Sometimes life throws you a brick.. other times it throws you a brick of Shit, either way someone's gonna get fucked up ~me

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