Forum of Opinonated Opinions From uh... Me!

For March

*3/30/99-
Ungh, was gonna update this yesterday, well i did, but geocities ate it all up, will try to remember what i put... something on how armor/weapon creation will be crap and have a premie only guy come and give stuff out probally like oragami, commented on beards and how i shaved off my patchy beard :o) and kept the cheesy mustachio(thin sparse mustache), so yes you can have both, can pull, turn, shape(with clippers, and beard into goatee), remove(with razor), clean, rub, scratch, wave, and some others with them... Movie of the week: was watching Revenge of the Nerds and Ferris Beuler's Day off(sp), but i picked Ferris mainly cause of the parade scene and it reminded me of Parker Lewis can't Lose(shaddup! i've seen every episode a few times, i used to come on USA like 4 times a day around lunch a few summers ago) Album of the Week was: Offspring: Americana- i liked the CDextra with the videos from other songs, and also most of the 'old Offspring' type sons(don't like pretty fly for a white guy, but liked his cameo at end of Get a Job), there was other stuff in DR, i just don't remember, cause this got screwed up, oh yeah.. Shaggy Mutt is back!!! he used to be around when i was a kiddo in DR, course i also remember the Random DS killings at night(they'd just pop out of shadows suck your soul and you were dead, end of story, and it happened at night) but i doubt they'll bring those back can risk hurting the GM ass-licking scripters can we(no offense to any GM ass-licking scripting friends of mine of course), i had this whole speel at the end of the rant too, hmm.. show of the week: Futurama- you could watch this show with 3-d glasses(the clear kind, lady from ITT came to one of my classes and said in a few months we'll have to pay 35$ for strips to put on our tv's so we can watch 3-d TV shows, screw her.. she was also an idiot), but it was pretty good, although a bit too Simpson'y looking for me and not sure if episodes will be random, or if it'll have a story to it, hope it's pretty good, there was some other crap that I can't remember..damn i lost a lot, this is soooo short, other one was like 2-3 pages... ahhh screw it... On Sale now, the Incredible Whistling Monkey Band, yes! you too can own one these whistling Monkey bands, buy now before one of your friends buy's yours!
*3/25/99-
k, this one barely is for 25th and like the 7th week this month, but ok.. we got Beards in DR, announced it at insult contest everyone's clean shavin' but in a week dwarves should have things, Togs, Skras and as far as I know Elotheans can't have beards(maybe lotheans can), but dwarven women can, they gave out free shaving kits with razors at the premie thing, that seems stupid if there's no other way to shave(only verb i can think of is trim, but trim don't work, on bushes maybe?).. also we got old RT system back, New Stamina system in(i got nailed in the leg hard, didn't hurt, made me bleed for once so now i'm getting FA for awhile)... Hesarius's Web Site is extremely gay, was extremely gay and is done in DR style(you see a brass plaque, a flamming queer, a homo, oh wait, 2 of those are Hesarius, and a bloody slightly brownish dildo) and it has stuff on Meanne which is funny as hell(he threatened to kill her, I couldn't stop laughing after reading that)um.. Blasword is trying to act cool and 'in' with everyone(trying to fit in), meanne had a talk with him about his being annoying i think, told him not to die in my guardian room(he seems to hang around me) so what'd he do? Die.. lost all respect i might ever have for him(HA! like i could ever respect him, and J/k bout that comment) um.. um.. still waiting for Avantine to come alter my stuff(if she does metal other than her medallions i'm gonna get something nifty done with my armor or more for my sword or bow), uh... I wanna see Go! so bad "you robbed a liquor store, shot a bouncer, and slept with 2 women" and it has.. yup Katie Holmes ::spasms:: Show of the Week: South Park- it had Charlie Manson in it, and you got to see a fish kill tons of people, i'm running out of decent shows here... wish fox would churn out more semi-porn... Album of the Week: Presidents of the United States of America- yet another CD(like Marcy Playground) with tons of good songs on it(and pretty catchy too) but it died with their second album 'Two' i saw them on Jenny McCarthy show(the first one, on Mtv) and it seemed to suck, but i never heard any music... been working on "Son of Big Book" lately so check it out, might actually get around to doing it finally... dammit, why's my mind always go blank when i get to the Movie of the week: ::sits and thinks for like 10 minutes flipping channels to make something up that's halfway decent:: Ahhh Yes! The Movie of the Week: Shakespeare in love- well i couldn't think of something so I asked Lyrangelica, and she said "Shakespeare in love is soo funny!" so i put it down, so see Shakey in Love, cause it's soo funny! that and she also said: "Sister Act 2 is my favorite Movie, Selena is sad, it made me cry" ... but i had my choice comments such as: "ahh, Whoopie Goldberg is jewish satan.. NO EYEBROWS!!! and um.. Selena sucks(all these mexicans that cried over her when she died yet never heard of her, that and that movie is so fucked up, could've at least filmed Astrodome scene in the Dome instead of Dallas's stadium)... sorry... :P" that's not racist in any way, just my choice comments about general response to her death.. and I still stick to my opinion, NO the Fact/Truth that.. Selena sucks! (she was also a ho, take it whichever way you want) um.. and i think voice is marilyn Manson not sure, nice if someone would tell me... um.. Do you like Cheese? Yes! Wrong answer! ::kills you dead:: Do you like Cheese? No! Wrong Answer! ::kills you deader:: Daddy, why's that monkey riding a bike? That's no monkey son...

*3/21/99-
heh Anna Nicole's Smith Boob's explode... i'm a genius(look at the Gift Shop), the new 1+ second RT is ok, cept on bows, if you're at pole *WHAM* it gets to melee and beats the shit out of you with that extra RT, and you have a bow in hand... Syphon Filter is still kicking so much as, is NOT like Metal Gear Solid(not much stealth but still some, and some levels you can't be seen) is a ton of fun(cept when you run out of armor and you're bleeding all over from armor-piercing machine gun shots) anywho, um Dr, DR, DR... Ivak came back bought a few thin steel throwing daggers, sold 1 for 60 plats(cost me like 3 gold), um.. Avantine was around I got a voucher off her, Nehfero was around did Premie's only... Album of the Week: Garbage-the first one, has a buncha good songs and it was in my CD player most of the weekend(mostly against my choice, i can't resist the women's requests... and I'M NOT WHIPPED), Show of the Week: Simpsons- the best show ever possibly, we kept quoting things from it this weekend, is funny as hell... Drink of the Week: Good ole' Mr.Pibb, yeah they made Diet Mr.Pibb for awhile(or as i called it Mrs.Pibb) but it's like Dr.Pepper and Coke combined without the rotting sensation in your teeth after you have Coke in your mouth for like 10 seconds... Movie of the Week: The Last Unicorn- ok i haven't seen this movie since i was like 7, but i recall it being somewhat good and Meanne asked me to look up a place to find the lyrics and sounds to it(pretty gay music, was good at the time.. but still gay now) I'd add more but i wanna keep this somewhat short for once... so from your Paragon of Virtue Power-Me-Boy signing off or some such crap... BUY MY BOOK!

*3/17/99-
I am the Ayatola of Rock'N Rolla! i've found like 5-8 bugs in the past week(most of it's stupid stuff, come on Gm's...) Cantrips should be out by now but i don't have them ::screams:: and still don't have tingle... armor/weapon making is gonna be weird it'll be out but noone'll be able to do it probally, like scroll spells(cept Marcul dick and that other guy), been running round Aesry lately, the most populated island in Qi(still not many and begining to miss Crossings, ewww i just said something dirty).. Video Game of the Week:(in the middle of a rant no less) Syphon Filter(PSX)- this game kicks so much ass, what Metal Gear Solid should've been if it weren't overhead view, good controls, not much stealth(cept when you really get to use sniper mode, that's so cool) the aiming's great though it sometimes goes off(1 shot headshots are insta death) and you don't really get hurt ever(unless you get caught on fire, bomb, or someone gets a headshot on you which happened to me once) so isn't that challeneging other than finding all the puzzle stuff or figuring it out, but it's awesome(main guy's voice acting seriously sucks, and some of the cut-scenes could use better scenery, is just too plain at times)... now i'm getting stuff on fish, caught and eel and shark(garamor), found out beseech verb is that wanna-be compost spell rangers have(how can War mages not control nature, we've got fire and electricty that'll make a cow go wherever we want and poop wherever we want, that's controlling nature) but that means compost is kind of pointless spell slot waste other than for 2nd+ tier spells, also being in Qi keeps me away from everyone i'd normally bitch about :P and was in Eluned's shrine and with the bottom, couldn't swim out so had to drag something out(ran past warning sign too, heh)... Movie of the Week: saw 200 cigarettes, then rented welcome to Whoop Whoop, the Opposite Sex, and Pecker(girl was in cigarettes, pecker and opposite sex, looked best in Pecker, and only liked 1 girl in cigarettes and sometimes courtney love in some scenes), so is a hard call, hmm... wasn't going to pick any of those but since i can't think of anything else, i'll pick Pecker(it was funny as hell and girl looked damn good, though whoop whoop comes in close second cause it also had mention of 'spreading meat curtains' and girl had sex with guy for like 3 days strait and he was begging for her to stop, and she looked ok at first, but went downhill after that) Pecker isnt' a porno but a guy who takes pictures of his neighborhood and stuff(pecker cause he pecked at his food when he was young) was pretty damn funny :o) added my baby pic to the bottom of this page(not really me) and sound(playing with it) and there's other stuff that i'm trying to think of... Show of the Week: Buffy- Faith was fine in that, Cordelia was fine in that, i like Evil Faith and I like evil angel(though wish they'd kill him for good) and of course buffy and other girl and werewolf boy(he's cool).. Album of the Week: Korn(backwards R) Follow the leader- i go this and guy behind me was 16 so he couldn't buy it(hate that about best buy and some of the pricks that work there) good CD(though 48 seconds of silence is pointless) and has Todd McFarlane(guy who did spawn) who helped on Freak on a Leash video and cover art, and it's good...

*3/13/99-
wow another one of these updates... at the moonie meeting they had a questionaire and prediction contest winners won things like scroll spells(one that reflects target spells) not sure how it works but that dick Marcul won.. he's going in the crapper today, second place got a shadowling totem, and third got an RF medallion(kinda like Ralel's ring from what i understand) a Distress'd Meanne won it :P i think it's kind of unfair with a RF medallion but it has like 80 charges or something, i've got kind of headache, my site's been a pain in the ass, updated the News page to a slicker stream-lined version and finally switched the main site over to the Asylum which I've been working on awhile, yeah it's slow and need to make the Voice clip(Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight from the "Tick vs. Tick" episode of The Tick) it's what causing the main page so long to load, you can either wait it out or wait 10 seconds and hit stop and the page should show, until I get it so the sound comes last, or the page shows while sounds going, or shrink the sound size, til then just stick with it, but made the News Page tonight and it kept messing up, i'm going to stay with what i have for now(green on main site, red on DR site, and yellow news page, maybe blue next)... Movie of the Week: Kindegarten Cop- what? and Arnold movie, well i was watching USA UP! All night(have to say UP! all perky-like)and it came on it's pretty damn funny with action and it has lines like: "Our Mom says our Dad is a sex machine," "my dad is a gynacologist and he looks at vaginas all day long," "it's not a tumor.." "'what happened to your dog? this is not a dog, it's a ferret' 'if he bites you you get rabies and you die?'" well ok it's not that good, but it being followed by Cop and a Half anything looks good(how did they convince him to do this movie, how did they get Clint to do that Gorilla movie?)... Show of the Week: DragonBall Z- my favorite Anime too bad it's super edited(get unedited but ugly version on international channel on sundays) but they don't go that far, i've read further in the manga(translated and untranslated and the new comics) and all the way up to GT, but most of DragonBall Z has good story with good action, i mean Incredible action, just wish they'd dub more episodes for Cartoon network... Finally got healed 2 bloody hands from a blown box and can't search, pick or stalk/sneak, really blew, thank you Mr. Nice Empath Man... Album of the Week: Everlast: Whitey Ford Sings the Blues- wow, large leap from House of Pain, near-death experience my ass

*3/11/99-
for some odd reason there are bugs all over my fucking house and won't leave me alone... so you're wondering... what the hell is up with Shaft? Does Power think he's Shaft now or something? cause after all 'shaft's one bad mother. shut yo mouth! only talkin' bout shaft. ahhhh i can dig it!' and Whose the black private dick who gets all the chics? well you know the answer... um.. reason is cause if you summed my personality and character description(to an extent) in the Realms i'm sure that's what power'd look like(don't worry, Power's a lanky-ass tall skinny red-headed white boy IRL, if i get a pic scanned i'll post it), anyways, i just thought it's shaft... and i don't know, come on It's SHAFT!! Shaft!!! saw dawson's creek yesterday/today(like 12:12 at moment, make a wish or some crap) and it sucked, i don't know how that show would last without Joey, the storyline's are stupid and I'm serious but i saw the psychic thing on Simpsons once, the show goes on about how it's a piece of shit hack but constantly telling the main guy uh... Dawson or something i think that he's a screw-up... Cantrips are here in DR for premie's so far, waterball is jellybean, supposed to be cigarette finger lighter thing, and joy-buzzer, seen the blow dryer one though, need 2 spells in a book to get it's cantrip... there's other stuff, i haven't been in the realms much just out of boredom and i only need magic to circle(never need weapons, but enjoy getting weapons more than sitting in the secret 25 LB at the head everyone one comes in spot with blinding mana that only uses like 20 mana when cast... shhhh not supposed to tell where it is) so i don't do much, Saw Ronin best car-chase scene i've ever seen in a movie and was incredible, Negotiator was good and intense, though i never felt Sam L. Jackson was ever in any kind of danger and it was predictable(like the hacked up old movies and made this one) Movie of the week(come on power it's been 4-5 days): this would have to be uh... nertz... Book of the week is: Catcher in the Rye- my favorite book, and it's incredible, you have to take this in english to see all the optimistic/pessimistic, liar/phoney stuff in it, incredible, Show of the week: gonna have to go with WCW Monday Nitro- why? well nothing better on monday's cept wrestling(cosby show and alley mcbeal don't count as good) and i don't like WWF(just storylines with tits and not much wrestling i've got a computer if i wanted to see blood and tits, Rotten.com and some porn site) WcW only showed 2 hours of wrestling and were good(good hardcore match with Raven one of my fav wrestlers) and had good storylines and them Making Hogan a good guy again(wait I don't watch wrestling Hogan's bad? well other than a bad wrestler, old and a bad actor he's also a bad guy... not for long though), that and WWF Raw was taped(that's the one with the bad press, it isn't that bad compared to ECW which i don't get... regretfully)... the album of the week is: Marcy Playground- don't listen to Mtv saying they were one-hit wonders and the band they played with couldn't name any 3 of their songs, they show like 3 on Mtv(light rotation not like mariah who has like 20 songs in the 45 top rotation) and about 5 or so on the radio and just about every song on there is good(DR freaks, and i mean freaks might like the cloaking robe of elvenkind song, it's not great but it's.. nifty, keen, spiffy, and um.. splinfy! yeah... splinfy.. that's it)... Movie of the week: well i'd give it to this crap Media tech one(my animation class only 2-4 people at career center classes cause other schools have like midsemester final stuff, but that wouldn't be finals so... so we sat in on media tech) that had an old man killing a mexican wrestler(was supposed to be a monster i thought it looked like a mexican wrestler though) to show us the use of tons of camera angles(don't wanna get started on him), but it had no voice just diffrent themes edited in, but since i don't know what it's called, i'll have to go with Merlin, cause we also started watching it in that class, Merlin was an awesome movie done by NBC, although it had a lot wrong with it that goes against most of that legend stuff(most of what i know is from Once and Future King), it was damn good with great effects(cept the stupid fish necklace thing around lady of the lake's neck) and it was better than Gulliver's Travels(which was pretty good) and Alice in Wonderland(horrible horrible CRAP!!! i wanted like a trippy movie and got crap, knew whoopie goldberg was gonna suck up the movie, she has no eyebrows, and i'm not the biggest fan of martin short, he was decent though... but gonna stop about the suckfest known as Alice in Wonderland(the NBC movie, the rest is cool, even the Disney version that was only sucked up a little)... this should be a DR forum but you're all a buncha SUCKAs!!!(hey maybe i'll add a MR.T pic here :P he's a Powerhaus/house and he's got a VAN!!!)... Joey wasn't seen much but i still love her nonetheless, and didn't watch it much... and appreciate the Shaft pic... took me like 20 minutes just to upload the damn thing(Geocities is being a bitch to me a lot, specially tonight) and to update this freaking page, i'll do the News in the morning till then... Keep the coffee warm and corpses cold(cause they rot faster in the heat and attract flies) cause you never know when i'll be coming over to dinner, or when you're asleep or not home(unless something decent is on TV) uh... that's right there is a possibility i live near you... spooky huh? Favorite WORST Movie of all time: the worst there is, was, and ever will be The Night of the Lepus- giant rabbits that invade a small backwater country town? not only do they put rabbits in a model town, but then these rabbits the size of houses suddenly jump through house windows and are either rottweilers with bunny ears or midgits in rabbit suits(who can tell the diffrence? not saying midgits are ugly or anything...) but then the electrify the railroad tracks to kill them? who thought of this movie? is he dead or is he worse off than me the night i first saw se7en and 12 Monkies in the same night when i first rented them? Oh yeah and on the way back to my home i was walking up the stairs and wondered... would they Be Vampire Ninjas? or Ninja Vampires?.. or are the 2 diffrent? Ninja Vampire seems right, if anyone knows the answer.. please mail me, sorry was about to hit save and finally killed that damn bug... now it's all over the monitor, I'll rub it on the wall next to it's buddies

*3/6/99-
I post at Wren's nest chalk board pretty often and it's normally crap like: saying how Pentaith Rulz he iz DA man he IZ even better than DA rock who rulz! PEntaith Rulz
and antoher one asking for the Hing website so i could order a hit on them, and they don't really do hits, but more annoyances, but that'll work just as well
and i get response like: The Rock is one of the best people in the realm Him and his apostles protected the Crossin for much longer than was predicted by some moonies...they helped build the strongholds...
to my reply: um.. Rock has never done shit yet bark orders, just kill a few things in invasions, take some trophies and leave then show up when it's over, and then takes it up the ass from his buddies when it's over
~Goat-Boy who hopes the Rock stays away from his goat ass
and: I believe you are just insulting people because you are jealous, ignorant. I believe since you are hidden and behind a stupid name.That you think you are macho, but I call that cow
oh so that must mean you either give it to or take it up the ass from DA rock
I hate the Rock.. i mean DA rock, am in pissed off mood and about to relax watching Ronin and the Negotiator, but Crow Stairway to Heaven comes on in like less than an hour(great show, suprisingly), so... for this week(it's been like 4 days since the last week wtf?) the Movie of the Week is: Resivoir Dogs- this movie kicked so much ass, and was funny as hell, not to mention the great one himself... Steve Buschemi... the Book of the week is: a Brave New world(nothing like shocking the crap out of babies and having sex without bad side-effects at the age of 4 that drives one to wake up in the morning)... Album of the week is: Nirvana, from the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah- been listening to this a ton lately, has incredible songs and whoever thought you'd hear Nirvana with an accordian... Show of the Week: Crow Stairway to Heaven- yeah it's like the first movie but isn't so great, but the way he turns into the Crow is cool, and follows a twisted storyline of the movie(hey they had to make a show out of it, like the net, weird science, etc..) comes on Fridays and Saturday nights at midnight(well wouldbe sat and sunday morning) the rerun on friday, the new one on Saturday(right after SNL) is pretty good if you can catch it, plus now they introduced another Girl crow(i think she's gone though)... am watching SNL now, is funny as hell(i'm glad they brought in Collin quinn for the weekend update, Norm was ok, the german stuff was kinda weird, but he's always been funny specially some of the comparison stuff he does, though i do miss all the vomit gags).. not sure if we'll lose many people to Everquest need like 400 Megs of harddrive space(i have like 1 left,barely) voodoo 3 card(i've got what came with computer) and other crap, but looks like DR but with some Ultima Online interface(kinda like Pagan's inventory screen, if you've ever played it) from what i understand, i had to Download shockwave just to get into the info page, and seems to be a lot like GS3 also with lots of races and individual skill building and their guilds set-up, it's supposedly opening full time like march 7th, and i think you need to buy a 50$ cd to play it or put on your puter(not sure, no stores carry ultima online Cd's so i've just seen stuff on it, nothing myself, and i don't use the puter much other than internet and DR), not going to go one about the endless beauty of Katie Holmes in all it's simplicity in this rant because i haven't seen the Creek since the last one, but i think i'll add something else... Runners up for best show of the week: Brimestone- this show kicks so much ass, i heard they were canceling it and i hope not, it's such a great show... and Friends- 3 babes or hot chics as you might call them, and it's funny, though people who basically don't work and make next to nothing living in nice apartments and drink coffee is unbelievable... and hell mind's going blank... boy that guy who touched Katie Holmes breast is the luckiest guy in the world...

*3/2/99-
In case noone's noticed there's a lot of people I dislike like DA rock(he takes it up DA ass incidently), Rayth-damn snot, Vasilim- the 'don' he's such a dick with his coin and shit... pisses me off, Blasword- god I don't think there is any end to how much i hate him, he noses his way into every event possible even though it should have nothing to do with him, and when i pulled out my bow around Wren he freaked(i was gonna shoot her, don't like Wren), just don't like him... wait someone who i hate beyond him... Hesarius-prick among pricks, i started a rumor he was gay and got all of haven to call him gay for awhile, i need to link to hit crappy little site that reads like DR(no offense but those sites are hard to navigate and he thinks he's a writer, and he's um.. gay and i hate him) he's just a dumbass who used to do his code of chivalry on the gweth and his questions, I am green and um... called grass, what am I? "A jackass!" would be my response... hate him beyond hating him.... you can read my other Rants on my main website under the rants, but I gonna put mostly DR stuff here, like map of 5 provinces- horse clan, some city way to west of Leth, way to walk to Theren from Haven, 2 more big Islands out in Qi, and deserts to the west, incidently according to Utazi the entire north is frozen over, and Renshear lives on a tropical island to the north as well but is filled with just about every kind of wood(power that's gross we don't want to hear about Renshear's wood)...mmm god I love Katie Holmes, Buffy should kill everyone from the Creek and then make Joey join her show after killing everyone on Creek and Buffy cept Willow, that other chic, and the werewolf guy(he's cool), oh yeah and the new slayer girl... i'd always watch that show, and then every week they'd hunt down and kill people from Felicity and then force Amy Jo Johnson to wear a Power Ranger costume as they beat her with a stick... the new EXP RP system is good, cept that it says i'm a beginning adept in longbow, i'm not a beginner! i'm better than most damn rangers, and pretty good for someone who didn't combat script their way up like 'EdAIRAMANwardo' and 'ElizaEDGEEabeth' don't know how many times a day i see these two get booted at the same time(I have Lilathe's confession of the whole 1 person logs on 8 people at once and run them all on script circuits til they ML and switch out) and yessss i still think Lilathe's a slut(she slept with Rock, she doesn't know where Rock's been or even worse, what's been in and up DA rock)... movie of the week um... Space Balls(god i love that movie) and to add the class to this forum, i'll say the Album of the week is Tori Amos:choirgirl hotel(boy i hope i never TORI my AMOS, heh heh heh, whipping boy's radio is funny as hell)... and that's my opinion even though you don't give a crap, and i don't give a crap about your opinion about my opinions OR not giving a crap about my opinions.. cause Frankly(hate that word) cause Busterly... I just don't give a ... um.. can't think of a good word to use...

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