17 KEY QUESTIONS
> 1. Which sexual position produces the
> ugliest children?.........Ask your mother.
> 2. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
> ........Give him a used tampon and ask
> him which period it came from.
> 3. What's the difference between a bitch
> and a whore? ........A whore sleeps with
> everybody, and a bitch sleeps with
> everybody except you.
> 4. What's the difference between love, true
> love and showing off?......... Spitting,
> swallowing and gargling.
> 5. What's the difference between a Catholic
> wife and a Jewish wife?........A Catholic wife
> has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
> 6. How many mice does it take to screw in a
> light bulb? .........Two. The hard part is
> getting them in the light bulb.
> 7. When is a pixie not a pixie? ......... When he's
> got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin.'
> 8. What makes men chase women they have no
> intention of marrying? ......... The same urge that
> makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
> of driving.
> 9. What is the biggest problem for an atheist? .........
> No one to talk to during orgasm.
> 10. What do you call a smart blonde? .........
> A golden retriever.
> 11. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up
> a horse's ass? ......... A mechanic!
>
> 12. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
> ......... The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each
> hand and a dozen donuts.
>
> 13.Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
> ......... She is the one who can eat the last donut!
> 14.The three words most hated by men during sex? .........
> "Are you In?"
> 15.Three words women hate to hear when having sex? .........
> "Honey, I'm home!"
> 16.Why do men take showers instead of baths? .........
> Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
> 17.Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? .........
> When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.