You walk into a strange tent marked in obscured lettering. Inside you find a dainty little fire burning. You wonder how a fire can be dainty. The fire is purple. You wonder how the fire can be purple. There are little plastic daisies surrounding the dainty purple fire. You wonder why the little plastic daisies don't burn. Beyond the fire sits a caped figure, who is it? On her left is another figure. He has long hair and you have an odd feeling that his name is Chad. Could you have a gift too, or is it the name tag he is wearing?

The figure tuns and grins at you. "Hello, " she says, "I have been waiting for you."

She hands you a yellow waterproof fez and a banana. When you place the fez on your head you transform into Sailor Oragatang, and are holding a fully charged banana blaster. This is too creepy, and yet wicked cool. You accept your new found fate with enthusiasm and return to fnish off the rest of your journey in Sailor Hedgehogs dome o' happy