Normally, he's not this psycho. Wait, that's not it.

Mike (Dark Knight) is. That's all we can say. His hero is Dakkon Blackblade. Or the guy in American Ninja who says He possess gweat skews. We're not sure which. Anyways. He's currently a bum, but, hey, you can be when you own most of a house. =) Other than that, he's just a great guy (even if he does abuse his cats. j/k!)

(We're sorry Willie. =) Different Willie. Don't try to understand. You can't)