The question has been put to the Internet Oracle. Is NOR squiffy?
(Well, not in those words.)
NOR says he is not squiffy.
Bill says I'm not squiffy.
Hedgehog says I am too squiffy.
Hedgehog's Mother thinks that squiffy is a drug term.
ga notes that the Squif got him high.
The answer shall be handed down soon, Ursula. But until then...