Situation

The galaxy is at war again. Though the Empire is actually a thing of the past, the battle for merchandising rights continues. Given the sheer amount of money involved, the fight stretches not only throughout the galaxy- but beyond into the next one.

This was the wrong galaxy to enter. A voice is heard, from nowhere in particular. "We are the Metrones. We are a peace loving race who abhor violence in all its forms, even though we just made an exception and held a bloody, barbaric, physical combat on a small planetoid we set up for just such an occurance. But we have learned from our past hypocrisy, and have decided to practice what we preach. Vote it out like civilized aliens, or we shall completely annihilate your worthless carcasses."

The key leaders of the merchandising fight are teleported planetside in two teams to battle it out- Survivor style- just as a human and a large bipedal lizard are removed from the planet's rocky surface. (Standard Survivor rules.)


Who will collect the Happy Meal tie-in bonanza?

The Cast

The Empire

  1. The Emperor
  2. Darth Vader
  3. Stormtrooper
  4. Snowtrooper
  5. Boba Fett
  6. Jabba the Hut
  7. Tuskin Raider
  8. Jawa
  9. Greedo

The Rebellion

  1. Luke Skywalker
  2. Obi-wan Kenobi
  3. Princess Leia Organa
  4. Han Solo
  5. Chewbacca
  6. R2-D2
  7. C-3PO
  8. Yoda
  9. Ewok


Chapter One! (Or should that be four?)


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Updated 7 Feb 01































































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