Soooo.... America as a whole rises and banishes them to a deserted island, refusing to admit them back to the USA until they have sorted this mess out. The politicians all agree, since this is what the polls say the people want to see, and they don't dare defy the polls.
Meanwhile, angry at the electoral process that caused this mess, the American people decide to banish the Founding Fathers there as well. Unfortunately, schools are too busy teaching self esteem to teach history, so nobody really remembers who the founding fathers actually ARE. Grabbing a likely set of names from the various federal holidays, Oliver Stone movies, Jeopardy trivia questions, discarded campaign buttons, and some cast members of 1776, they send those folks mentioned to join the others on the island. Term limits are abolished, making everyone eligible for the office again.
Dropped on the island, and left to their own devices, all the presidents, ex-presidents, and wanna-be presidents vote for a winner among themselves.
Who wins the vote to become the next leader of the free world?
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Updated 29 Jan 01