Situation

Dimpled chads, pregnant chads, hanging chads- it's all too ridiculous for the American people to stand anymore. The only ones who seem to care any more are the politicians themselves.

Soooo.... America as a whole rises and banishes them to a deserted island, refusing to admit them back to the USA until they have sorted this mess out. The politicians all agree, since this is what the polls say the people want to see, and they don't dare defy the polls.

Meanwhile, angry at the electoral process that caused this mess, the American people decide to banish the Founding Fathers there as well. Unfortunately, schools are too busy teaching self esteem to teach history, so nobody really remembers who the founding fathers actually ARE. Grabbing a likely set of names from the various federal holidays, Oliver Stone movies, Jeopardy trivia questions, discarded campaign buttons, and some cast members of 1776, they send those folks mentioned to join the others on the island. Term limits are abolished, making everyone eligible for the office again.

Dropped on the island, and left to their own devices, all the presidents, ex-presidents, and wanna-be presidents vote for a winner among themselves.

Who wins the vote to become the next leader of the free world?

The Cast

  1. George Dubya Bush
  2. Al Gore
  3. Ralph Nader
  4. Pat Buchanan
  5. Bill Bradley
  6. Elizabeth Dole
  7. Slick Willie Clinton
  8. Bob Dole
  9. Ross Perot
  10. Morry Tyler
  11. George Bush
  12. Mike Dukakis
  13. Walter Mondale
  14. Ronald Reagan
  15. Jimmy Carter
  16. Gerald Ford
  17. Richard Nixon
  18. LBJ
  19. JFK
  20. Ike
  21. Harry Truman
  22. FDR
  23. Woodrow Wilson
  24. Taft
  25. Millard Fillmore
  26. Abraham Lincoln
  27. James Buchanan
  28. Polk
  29. John Adams
  30. Thomas Jefferson
  31. George Washington
  32. Dave Barry



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