From: Joseph Kim 
 
WHAT MEN SAY....... WHAT MEN MEAN.........
 
Say:  It's just orange juice.  Try it!
Mean:  Three more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.
 
Say:  She's kind of cute.
Mean:  I want to bang her till I'm blue.
 
Say:  I don't know if I like her.
Mean:  She won't blow me.
 
Say:  I need you.
Mean:  My hand is tired.
 
Say:  I had her.
Mean:  I had (wet dreams about) her (all week).
 
Say:  I really want to get to know you better
Mean:  ....so I can tell my friends about it.
 
Say:  How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?
Mean:  Is my penis really that small?
 
Say:  You're the only girl I've ever cared about.
Mean:  Your are the only girl who has not rejected me.
 
Say:  I want you back
Mean:  ...for tonight, at least.
 
Say:  We've been through so much together.
Mean:  If it wasn't for you, I never would have lost my virginity.
 
Say:  I miss you so much.
Mean:  I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good.
 
Say:  No, I don't want to dance right now.
Mean:  Shoot!  She'll know that I have a hard-on.
 
Say:  The break-up should not start for another 24 hours.
Mean:  I want to have sex a few more times.
 
Say:  I am different from other guys.
Mean:  I am not circumsized.
 
 
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