From: Joseph Kim 
 
 
	Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside
a famous movie actor.  Stanley was a very healthy sperm.  He'd do 
push-ups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the 
other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing.  
	One day, one of them became curious enough to ask Stanley why he 
exercised all day.
	Stanley said, "Look, pal, only one sperm gets a woman pregnant 
and when the right time comes, I am going to be that one."
	A few days later, they all felt themselves getting hotter and 
hotter, and they knew that it was getting to be their time to go.  They 
were released abruptly and, sure enough, there was Stanley swimming far 
ahead of all the others.
	All of a sudden, Stanley stopped, turned around, and began to swim 
back with all his might.  "Go back!  Go back!"  he screamed.  "It's a 
blow job!"
 
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