From:	jason.s.zaha
 
> > >>Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick
> > >>up a woman?
> > >>Because a woman who can't even afford a
> > >>washing machine will never be able to support you.
> > >>
> > >>Did you hear they finally made a device that makes
> > >>cars run 95% quieter?
> > >>Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.
> > >>
> > >>Why are hangovers better than women?
> > >>Hangovers will go away.
> > >>
> > >>Why do women have smaller feet than men ?
> > >>So they can stand closer to the sink
> > >>
> > >>How do you know when a women's about to
> > >>say something smart?
> > >>When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."
> > >>
> > >>How do you fix a woman's watch?
> > >>You don't...there's a clock on the oven!
> > >>
> > >>I dated this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts:
> > >>"I wanna know your name..."
> > >>
> > >>Women are like guns, keep one around long enough
> > >>and your going to want to shoot it.
> > >>
> > >>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
> > >>is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
> > >>The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
> > >>
> > >>One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a
> > >>set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies:
> > >>"GREAT trade!"
> > >>
> > >>What are two reasons why women don't mind
> > >>their own business?
> > >>1.No mind.
> > >>2.No business.
> > >>
> > >>The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's
> > >>on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"
> > >>
> > >>Why do women like intelligent men?
> > >>Opposites attract.
> > >>
> > >>And finally.....
> > >>
> > >>Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a
> > >>women's sex drive by 90 percent....
> > >>.
> > >>.
> > >>.
> > >>.
> > >>.
> > >>.
> > >>.
> > >>Wedding cake!!!
 
 
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