From:	jason.s.zaha
 
> >          Eleven reasons e-mail is like a penis
> >     
> >11. Those who have it would be devastated if it was ever cut 
> >off.
> >     
> >10. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow 
> >inferior.
> >     
> >9. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think 
> >it's  not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it. 
> >     
> >8. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it, a
> >phenomenon psychologists call *E-Mail Envy.* 
> >     
> >7. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get
> >any real work done.
> >     
> >6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information 
> >vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's 
> >the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it 
> >mostly for fun.
> >     
> >5. If you don't take proper precautions, it can spread viruses.
> >     
> >4. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more 
> >difficult to think coherently.
> >     
> >3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its 
> >actual size and influence warrant.
> >     
> >2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into  
> >a lot of trouble.
> >     
> >And the number one reason Why E-Mail is Like a Male Reproductive
> >Organ: ..... If you play with it too much, you go blind....
 
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