From:	Flight486
 
     >   TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX: 
     >   1)      You can GET chocolate.
     >   2)      "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with 
     >            chocolate.
     >   3)      Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
     >   4)      You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
     >   5)      You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 
     >   6)      You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
     >   7)      If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. 
     >   8)      Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without           
                 being called nasty names.
     >   9)      The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
     >   10)     You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during     
                 working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
     >   11)     You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your       
                 face slapped.
     >   12)     You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 
     >   13)     With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
     >   14)     Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
     >   15)     You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 
     >   16)     Good chocolate is easy to find.
     >   17)     You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 
     >   18)     You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
     >   19)     When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors 
                 awake.
     >   20)     With chocolate size doesn't matter. 
 
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