From: ManikGrl
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Are you the Manager?
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a
quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the
barman who comes over immediately. When he
arrives, she seductively signals that he should
bring his face close to hers. When he does so,
she begins to gently caress his beard, which is
full and bushy. "Are you the Manager?" she asks,
softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replies. "Can you get him for
me? I need to speak to him." she says, running
her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman,
clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message,"
she continues huskily, popping a couple of
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck
them gently.
"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the
ladies room."