From: Zu Warrior

A young couple are on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting

there, the girl said to the guy that she has a confession to make: the

reason that they have not been to intimate is because she is very

flat-chested. If he wishes to cancel the weddding, it's okay with her.

The guy thought about it for a while, and said he does not mind she is

flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage.

Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he

also wants to make a confession; he said below his waist, it is just

like a baby. If the girl wants to cancel the marriage, its okay with

him. The girl thought about it for a while and said that she does not

mind, and she also believed there are other things far more important

than sex in a marriage.

They were happy that they are honest with each other. They went on to

Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her

clothes, she was flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his

clothes. One glance at the guy's naked body, the girl fainted and fell

to the floor.

After she became conscious the guy asked: "I told you before we got

married, why did you still faint?"

The girl said: "You told me it was just like a baby".

The guy replied: "Yes, 8 pounds and 21 inches".

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