From:	DKy22
 
>>
>>A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin.  Out pops a
>>Coke.  The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
>>She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the
>>machine keeps feeding out drinks.  Another person walks up behind the
>>blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping and
>>asking if someone else could have a go.
>>The blonde spins around and shouts in her face, "Can't you see I'm
>>winning?!?"
>>
>>Why do blondes write TGIF on their socks?
>>........So they know Toes Go In First.
>>
>>What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?
>> .......Thanks  for the refill.
>>
>>How do you get a blonde to laugh on Friday?
>>........Tell her a joke on Monday.
>>
>>Why did the blonde climb the chain link fence?
>>........To see what was on the other side.
>>
>>Why was the blonde so happy when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in 6
>>months?
>>........Because on the box it said 2 to 4 years.
>>
>>Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?
>>........Because it said "concentrate."
>>
>>Why couldn't the blonde make Koolaid?
>>........She couldn't fit two quarts of water in the little packet.
>>
>>How does a blonde switch on the light in the morning?
>>........She opens the car door.
>>
>>Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some
>>tracks.  The first blonde said, "These look like deer tracks."  The
>>other one  said, "No, they look like moose tracks."  They argued and
>>argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit
>>them.
>>
>>Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their
>>Mercedes with a coat hanger.  They tried and tried to get the door
>>open, but they couldn't.  The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a
>>moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up!
>>It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
 
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