From:	ManikGrl
 
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she was 
being given the guided tour by a senior consultant they passed a room 
where you could see a man masturbating wildly through the window. Of 
course the Queen was not at all amused and demanded an explanation as to 
why these activities were allowed in the hospital.
Ah." said the Doctor. "Now although it is perhaps unfortunate that
you should have witnessed that, in fact that poor patient is suffering
from a very debilitating condition. He produces so much semen that
unless he gets rid of it 4 times a day his testicles will explode."
"Oh." said her Majesty. "Well, in that case I suppose it's
understandable."
 
A little further on down the corridor they passed
another room. The door was open, and through it you could see a nurse who 
was clearly giving a patient oral sex. "Goodness Gracious!" shrieked HM. 
"I demand an explanation of this kind of sordid goings-on!"  "Ah".
Said the Doctor. "Same problem-better health plan."
 
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