From:	ManikGrl
 
Nuns are admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are
expected to make one last confession before they become angels.
Several nuns are lined  up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their
last sins before they are made holy.
 
"And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact
with a penis?"
"Well,"  says the first Nun in line, "I did once just
touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger." "OK" says St.
Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven."
 
The next Nun admits that "Well, yes, I did once get
carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit." "OK" says
St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into
heaven." Suddenly, there is some jostling in the line, and one of
the nuns is trying to cut in front. "Well now, what's going on
here?" says St.Peter.
 
"Well, your excellency," says the Nun who is trying to
improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that
stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in
it!" 
 
 
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