From: Tatonka 
 
 
So you don't know Jack Schitt!
 
He's the only son of Awh schitt. Awh Scitt and Oh Schitt to be exact. Awh 
Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee 
Deep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt Married Noe Schitt. They produced six 
children. Holy Schitt, their first born passed on shortly after birth. 
Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. After they had two 
daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, then another son, Bull Schitt. 
Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a High School drop out. Dip Schitt 
married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt 
and Giva Schitt Married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children 
are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married 
a spicy number Pisa Schitt, and they are eagerly awaiting the arrival of 
Baby Schitt.
 
 
Now you know Jack Schitt!!!!
 
 
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