From:	DKy22
 
 
>>
>>Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't 
>>have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one. 
>>
>>"I sure do," he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 
>>12 inch bic lighter.
>>
>>"Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster." 
>>
>>"I got it from my genie."
>>
>>"You have a genie," he asked?
>>
>>"Yes, he's right here in my golf bag." 
>>
>>"Could I see him?"
>>
>>He opens his golf bag and out pops the genie. The friend says, 
>>
>>"I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?" 
>>
>>"Yes I will," the genie said.
>>
>>So he asks him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into the 
>>golf bag and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks. 
>>
>>Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying 
>>overhead is heard.
>>
>>The friend tells his golfing partner, "I asked for a million bucks not 
>>ducks!"
>>
>>He answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. 
>>Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch bic?"
 
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