From: DKy22 
 
 
I don't usually like forwards, but I thought this one was really good.  Enjoy!
- Darwin
 
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>The FUCK word!
>
   
> Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
   
> language is the word "Fuck."  It is the one magical word, which, just
   
> by it's sound describes pain, pleasure, love, and hate.  In language,
> "Fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.  It can be used as a
> verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was
> fucked by John).  It can be an active verb (Mary doesn't really give
> a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is really fucking interested in John);
> and as a noun, (Mary is a terrific fuck).  It can be used as an
> adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).  As you see, there are very
> few words with the versatility of "Fuck."
> 
> Besides It's sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
> describe many situations:
> 
> It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole."
> It can be used to tell time - "It's five fucking thirty."
> It can be used in business - "How did I end up with this fucking job?"
> It can be maternal - as in "Motherfucker."
>        
>                    Valuable Vocabulary Chart Below:
> =============================================
> Greetings....................................."How the fuck are you?"
> Fraud..............................."I got fucked by the car dealer."
> Dismay................................................."Oh, fuck it."
> Trouble..............................."Hell, I guess I'm fucked now."
> Aggression................................................"Fuck you."
> Disgust...................................................."Fuck me."
> Confusion........................................."What the fuck...?"
> Difficulty................"I don't understand this fucking business."
> Despair..............................................."Fucked again."
> Exasperation........................................"For fuck's sake."
> Enjoyment...................................."This is fucking great."
> Hostility................."I'm going to knock your fucking head off."
> Stupidity..............................."Geir Bergerud is a Fuckwad!"
> Incompetence..................................."He's such a fuck-up."
> Ignorance..........................................."Fuck if I know."
> Displeasure........................."What the fuck is going on here?"
> Lost........................................."Where the fuck are we?"
> Disbelief......................................"Unfuckingbelievable!"
> Retaliation...................................."Up your fucking ass."
> Surprise.................................................."Fuckin A!"
> Surprise......................................"Well, I'll be fucked."
> Suspicion.............................."What the fuck are you doing?"
> Contempt....................."Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
> ==================================================
> 
> Famous quotes.
> 
>      General Custer's last words:
>           "Look at all the fucking Indians!"
> 
>      Mayor of Hiroshima:
>           "Holy FUCK!"
> 
>      Captain of the Titanic:
>           "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"
> 
>      The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word FUCK!
>               Use it regularly in your daily speech.
>                    It will add to your prestige.
> 
> you wanna get fucked?? send it to 10 peepz
> and if you dont, send it to 10 peepz.. heheh
>
>
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